@esmeralda wrote:

@minim wrote:

@pats wrote:

@pete wrote:

So you’d have them starve to death cause they cant grow food or die of thirst cause theyre too infirm to fetch water. Birth control is the last thing they need

ok i give in. keep throwing money at em…….while they keep producing kids they cant feed or keep healthy. after all it isnt their fault is it. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Population control isn’t the issue any more Pats… but drought and damage to infrastructure through war is. They are watching their children die in front of their eyes. This isn’t a question of having too many children and not being able to feed them. And yes you are right.. it isn’t their fault.

In another thread there was an outpouring of grief and horror because a dog was skinned alive for the fur trade. But yet on this thread.. it is as Actor paraphrased earlier in this thread… let them eat stand pipes!

Was my post fuc.king invisible or what? It goes without saying that any decent human is horrified by the suffering of the innocent..but in my book..that includes every living creature. In fact..hell..I PREFER animals to human beings and i’ll stand by that belief until a rabbit picks up a gun and shoots a poacher; a kitten drowns a farmer in a sack and an ass leads us all into a war..oops..that one’s been done.
Quit with the supercilious attitude and the cryptic musings..huh..leave them to the experts.

Roll over you mean?

@minim wrote:

The lack of insight into another country is bordering on criminal. I used to complain that the Americans were insular and bigotted, that when they said World News, it would say “today in Chicago” or “today in Ohio” and nothing about the rest of the world was mentioned at all. This was a personal observation at a time that Iraq and Iran were at war. I knew it was happening, but not a single mention on the news in the States at all the whole time I was there.

Are we now the same as huge areas of America in that we don’t give a damn about the rest of the world as long as we are okay?

You should be Nicknamed ME ME!

@ukpilot wrote:

Come on Sue the least you can do is show Jimmy who is calling him sweetheart, put your picture on the boards and make his day LOL

Isnt this supposed to be Jimmy’s Birthday Thread Pilot go have a radgy somewhere else!

@fastcars wrote:

@candy wrote:

Thing is, what does it matter what kind of relationship he had with these women (If any). It was he who started the abuse on here against them. Obviously a man with no dignity, self respect or interesting hobbies to keep him occupied, apart from fiddling with his joystick and consumming copious amounts of beer and dougnuts.

For your information Cath’s literary skills are welcomed here by many and if she chooses to take time to amuse us with intellegent and humorous prose then who are you to criticise. Or maybe it is just jealousy that you have yet to find the same type of respect she is afforded by so many in JC.

Had Pilot had an iota of self worth he would have kept quiet, moved on with his life and accepted that he wasnt going to find exactly what he was looking for after a few flirtations in a chatroom. There have been many arguments and bust ups on here between couples, some of cosmic proportions, however, Pilot must be top of the list for looking the biggest fool.

And candy…. being a relative “newbie”… how would u know about the many arguments and bust ups between couples on here?

When did I ever say I was a newbie? I choose to hide because I can!

@panacea wrote:

I assume that when you are sat at home with a boring husband or no husband at all like cath is, her time needs to be filled with imaginary romances or moments where she can use her literary skills to concoct stories about someone she’s never met but inwardly longs to.

I have spoken to Pilot or Sneaky or whatever else you call him and he’s always been both polite and conducted himself with dignity. It seems quite evident from these postings that perhaps he was not the one rejected at all but, maybe one or two of you were. The sad thing is that you all actually believe yourselves when making such outrageous and acrimonious comments.

Perhaps pilot aka sneaky aka whatever else has retaliated in a less than gentlemanly manner but when someone slurs your character what do you do ??? Sit back and smile ??? I think not.

Now has Poli has already said and I’m sure Pilot is grateful there was a clique in forum 3 that were out to slander him at every opportunity namely vampy, welsh fem, superteddie sue with assistance from others who knew not what was going on but were happy to add their fictional input rather than quote fact.

Pilot has told me what happened and how Pat (Welsh fem) called him at ungodly hours so draw your own conclusions but at least have the balls to admit you don’t know this man before you slander him. Pilot if you read this I for one will continue to associate with you should you return.

Sally xxx

Thing is, what does it matter what kind of relationship he had with these women (If any). It was he who started the abuse on here against them. Obviously a man with no dignity, self respect or interesting hobbies to keep him occupied, apart from fiddling with his joystick and consumming copious amounts of beer and dougnuts.

For your information Cath’s literary skills are welcomed here by many and if she chooses to take time to amuse us with intellegent and humorous prose then who are you to criticise. Or maybe it is just jealousy that you have yet to find the same type of respect she is afforded by so many in JC.

Had Pilot had an iota of self worth he would have kept quiet, moved on with his life and accepted that he wasnt going to find exactly what he was looking for after a few flirtations in a chatroom. There have been many arguments and bust ups on here between couples, some of cosmic proportions, however, Pilot must be top of the list for looking the biggest fool.

oops i got my box mixed in with his lol

Panacea wrote:

I assume that when you are sat at home with a boring husband or no husband at all like cath is, her time needs to be filled with imaginary romances or moments where she can use her literary skills to concoct stories about someone she’s never met but inwardly longs to.

I have spoken to Pilot or Sneaky or whatever else you call him and he’s always been both polite and conducted himself with dignity. It seems quite evident from these postings that perhaps he was not the one rejected at all but, maybe one or two of you were. The sad thing is that you all actually believe yourselves when making such outrageous and acrimonious comments.

Perhaps pilot aka sneaky aka whatever else has retaliated in a less than gentlemanly manner but when someone slurs your character what do you do ??? Sit back and smile ??? I think not.

Now has Poli has already said and I’m sure Pilot is grateful there was a clique in forum 3 that were out to slander him at every opportunity namely vampy, welsh fem, superteddie sue with assistance from others who knew not what was going on but were happy to add their fictional input rather than quote fact.

Pilot has told me what happened and how Pat (Welsh fem) called him at ungodly hours so draw your own conclusions but at least have the balls to admit you don’t know this man before you slander him. Pilot if you read this I for one will continue to associate with you should you return.

@pete wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

Now how many times have you lot been told that there are real people behind these computor screens? People with real feelings, one of them being UK pilot. In an effort to make you lot take it a little easier on the poor man, i would like to to tell you something of this mans life, what it is like to be him… poor man *goes off looking for pete to illustrate story* ;)

Uk Pilot was a milkman,

but his lifelong dream was to fly. When he graduated from milkman’s school (this is relevant as being a milkman you come into contact with all sorts of wanton scantily clad women) ,he joined the Air Force in hopes of becoming a pilot.

Unfortunately, poor eyesight disqualified him. So when he finally left the service, he had to satisfy himself with watching others fly the fighter jets that criss-crossed the skies over his backyard. As he sat there in his milk float, he dreamed about the magic of flying.

Then one day, uk pilot got an idea. He went down to the local army-navy surplus store and bought a tank of helium and forty-five weather balloons. These were not your brightly coloured party balloons; these were heave-duty spheres measuring more than four feet across when fully inflated.

Back in his garden, UK pilot used straps to attach the balloons to his garden chair, the kind you might have in your own back garden. He anchored the chair to the bumper of his milk float and inflated the balloons with helium.

Then he packed some sandwiches and drinks and loaded a BB gun, figuring he could pop a few of those balloons when it was time to return to earth. His preparations complete, UK Pilot sat in his chair and cut the anchoring cord. His plan was to lazily float back down to terra firma. But things didn’t quite work out that way.

When UK pilot cut the cord, he didn’t float lazily up; he shot up as if fired from a cannon! Nor did he go up a couple hundred feet. He climbed and climbed until he finally levelled off at eleven thousand feet! At that height, he could hardly risk deflating any of the balloons, lest he unbalance the load and really experience flying! So he stayed up there, sailing around for fourteen hours, totally at a loss as to how to get down.

Eventually, UK pilot drifted into the approach corridor for Heathrow International Airport.
A British airways pilot radioed the tower about passing a guy in a lawn chair at eleven thousand feet with a gun in his lap. (Now there’s a conversation I’d have enjoyed hearing!)
Uk Pilot floated right to the edge of the ocean, and you may know that at nightfall, the winds on the coast begin to change.

So, as dusk fell, UK pilot began drifting out to sea. At that point, the Navy dispatched a helicopter to rescue him. But the rescue team had a hard time getting to him, because the draft from their propeller kept pushing his homemade contraption farther and farther away. Eventually they were able to hover over him and drop a rescue line with which they gradually hauled him back to earth.

As soon as Uk pilot hit the ground, he was arrested. But as he was being led away in handcuffs, a television reported called out, “UK pilot, why’d you do it?” UK Pilot, stopped, eyed the man, then replied nonchalantly, “A man can’t just sit around.”

On his release from jail having received computer lessons whilst inside, UK pilot returned home and found a little airport called Just Chat, and very soon realised that he could fly to his hearts content………………..

That’s bleddy brilliant Pete!

Awwww Pilot I’m really beginning to feel sorry for you, if this place has gone so deep into your psyche that you have to resort to such childish behaviour then you are to be pitied. A little trantrum now and again does no harm but now your just beginning to look foolish.

Many like you, including one or two lobby so called newbies make the fatal mistake of thinking they are masters of wind up, sadly you are all disillusioned. Too many on here are hardened chatters and simply have a right giggle at people like you who think they are causing serious disruption. It’s a fact that some are revelling in the fun of it, so bring it on I say its good to break the monotony.

I am however concerned at your fragile state of mind and suggest a session or two with a psychoanalyst might help you to come to terms with your lack of self esteem, fear of rejection, apparent inability to form social relationships and overwhelming desire to portray yourself as a smug self satisfied, arrogant Don Juan.

As for the beer gut, Weight Watchers often have offers on free registration.

Eloquent and Pebbles don’t go together Poli!

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