[brigitte]

@pete wrote:

There ya go

wuw Pete, do you do parties? :lol:

[brigitte]

@rob 46 wrote:

hello babes im sorry i missed a very important day i didnt know yer birthday was due still better late than never havea nice birthday lots and lots of and love and kisses mwahh rob 48 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

12stone 10!!!!!!!!!! Robbie I’m putting you on a training regime hun!!! Too many pies, dont wanna lose ya just yet!

[brigitte]

@lotty wrote:

POEM FOR MUM

My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.

‘Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that’s taught by Mr. Wright?
It’s all about the laws today,
The ‘Children’s Bill of Rights.’

It says I need not clean my room,
Don’t have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don’t have to bow my head,
And I sure don’t have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,
I’ll charge you with a crime.
I’ll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.

Don’t you ever touch me,
My body’s only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that’s just more child abuse.

Don’t preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That’s nothing more than mind control,
And it’s illegal too!

Mom, I have these children’s rights,
So you can’t influence me

Or I’ll call Children’s Services Division,

Better known as C.S.D’

Mum’s Reply and Thoughts

Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn’t let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he’s messing with a pro.

Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, ‘Pick out all you want,
there’s shirts & pants galore.

I’ve called and checked with C.S.D .
Who said they didn’t care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.

I’ve canceled that appointment
To take your driver’s test.
The C.SD. Is unconcerned
So I’ll decide what’s best.’

I said ‘No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We’re having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine.’

He asked ‘Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?’
‘Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.

I also rented out your room,

You’ll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. Requires
Just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won’t be trendy now,
I’ll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.

I’m selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the ‘Parents Bill of Rights’,
It’s in effect today!

Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D..?’

Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers,
Or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday

FROM MOM

MEAN OLD MOTHER

LOVES IT LOTTY! =D>

[brigitte]

@blonde_55 wrote:

Ha Ha I’ve only just found this. It’s made my day!

Comfortable area of South Yorkshire? – Rotherham ROFL. This is priceless, You should be on the stage Pilot.

Maybe I have done everything and know everything -most people do compared to you lol. You’re just a silly bitter old man, and the reason u keep getting booted is cos ur really unpleasant, and a bully. Simple.

Do I look bovvered?javascript:emoticon(‘:lol:’)
Laughing

Respect blonde =D>

[brigitte]

@ukpilot wrote:

Has anyone else noticed how Blonde Fem has always done it, seen it or got the T-Shirt ???

She constantly makes herself out to be smarter, wiser, better looking, more astute, anti racist, politically correct than anyone else in Forum 3.

is it my imagination or is it actually all true ????

Funny thing is pilot that she nicked my log in a couple of years back as well! [-X

[brigitte]

@bon bon wrote:

@pats wrote:

appy birfday brig

i’ll be 39 on christmas day btw………………. :-

In that case I must be 41 on April 8th :roll:

Happy birthday Brigitte xxx

that’ll be too much christmas cake pats :P

[brigitte]

OK guys, thanks, I waited and waited but Rob 48 didnt acknowledge my birthday, despite me being his ‘very best friend on here’! Sooooooooooooo now me knows where me stands!! He will stay 48 in my box for ever and a day now :twisted:

[brigitte]

Thanks poli n pebbles, my message was really directed at one person who should have remembered :evil:

[brigitte]

@argyll wrote:

@brigitte wrote:

:-k yes :roll:

knew it….bet you got your butler to type for you too….. :)

argy i do love you, i’m going to send the butler to check you out for me =P~

[brigitte]

:-k yes :roll:

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