BERT

@Bert wrote:

12 Drummers drumming
11 processes processing
10 don’t give a fook fookers fooking :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Go to bed Bart!!! :twisted:

@Bert wrote:

12 Drummers drumming
11 processes processing
10 don’t give a fook fookers fooking :lol:

Bert behave, I shall be kicking your @rse for you soon. :twisted: :wink: :D

@Bert wrote:

@blonde/blue wrote:

@Bert wrote:

:roll: You talking to yourself b/b I can’t see a post from Kenty anywhere :? :lol:

At this rate I`m gonna have to quote everybody`s posts eh? :roll: :roll: :lol:

Quite possibly. It seems to be the in thing, to post and remove. Or possibly you did imagine you saw her there. Was she in the bath?…

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@Bert wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

gary puckett- young girl :oops:

Those were the days……..Mary Hopkins :wink:

i have no idea about those days :lol: :lol:
just used to get it sung to me when i was 18 and going out with my daughters dad who was 32 :roll:

lonestar…amazed

@Bert wrote:

Steady on girls i am getting a bit overwhelmed here :D

Yes Rainnyroos i am your grandma (at least i am wearing her clothes :wink: ) Are you coming to see me little red riding hood =P~

But grandma….what big eyes you have… :shock:

@Bert wrote:

Hi KL xxx I am not moaning :D

ooo ahhh ooo ahhh well maybe just a little bit :wink:

now thats what i like to hear Bert :wink:

@Bert wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Calm down berty dear…its only JC :lol:

Not me dear those two daft bug gers on t’other thread #-o

I know…but im sure it would fall on deaf ears..im staying out of it my sweetness. Shocking Berty, a light hearted thread and look how it turns out. Although look how the JC village got shot down in flames as…[Read more]

@Bert wrote:

@superanubistype wrote:

You need goldwave and lame mp3 encoder to do this.

Google goldwave and lame mp3 encoder, Wave will split the file, lame will encode the split file to mp3.

I hope you are not trying to fill Ow£ns slot :shock:

It would be nicer for ppl to appreciate the help that anubis is giving don`t you think, my little…[Read more]

@Bert wrote:

I am not here :-$

your not? :?

@Bert wrote:

@superanubistype wrote:

You need goldwave and lame mp3 encoder to do this.

Google goldwave and lame mp3 encoder, Wave will split the file, lame will encode the split file to mp3.

I hope you are not trying to fill Ow£ns slot :shock:

Get a life dick head.

@Bert wrote:

GB

Robbie and Angels is one of five songs to vote for on top song from the last 25 years at brits as voted for by Radio2 listeners :D

If you want to vote click here

i tried to vote for.. thats entertainment by the jam, but could’nt work out how to do it

@Bert wrote:

Sorry

Ho Me Jooly xxx

Hi Rainnyroos me lil dumpling :wink: xxx

Ello Me Berty 8)

Good news on the test and hospital results :D

@Bert wrote:

yes

:lol:

@Bert wrote:

@blonde/blue wrote:

Hi yunnie and Bert xxx :D

Sort of rolls off the tongue that don’t it :lol: Well mine it does =P~ :oops:

Hi b/b i thought you had gone to bed. You haven’t been seeing to PeTe have you. Bed pan etc :roll: :lol:

lol no hun, weekend off so no bed pans or bed baths. :lol: :lol:

@Bert wrote:

Big hugs and kisses for the lovely ladies

yunnie xxx

Jo xxx

KL xxx

Jooly xxx

anyone else i have missed xxx

No hand shake 4 the stiffmeister?

@Bert wrote:

@*yunnie* wrote:

@Bert wrote:

@*yunnie* wrote:

hiya b/b xoxox congratulate me im getting married! :lol:

This yunnie :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: but ….i won! :roll:

Are you sure :roll:

Yes bert she won – me and yunnie are getting married – infact we could even have a JC wedding lol

@Bert wrote:

Hi yunnie xxx

Don’t do it please :twisted:

dont do what?

@Bert wrote:

:oops:

It’s the taking part that is important. My role may be to make others look good :wink:

You are far too observant Ms Lambrini :twisted:

And you play that role so well :roll: :wink:

@Bert wrote:

:roll:

Sorry but nice is my middle name :D

I think i have about 3 middle names now :?

Cheer up Mary Poppins

mary poppins??? dare i comment

@~Vixen~ wrote:

@Bert wrote:

Been a lot of dribbling going on here, sorry its my age :roll:

aww poor Bert xxx

Lmffaaoooo

here…*passes a bib*