[Bemused Bystander]

All packets of crisps go out of date on a Saturday.

[Bemused Bystander]

Put the loo seat down when they’ve finished.

[Bemused Bystander]

And I have the latest version.

[Bemused Bystander]

Java. Not keen on the new fangled flash thingy.

[Bemused Bystander]

Cosy. I forgive you for you know not what you say. You assume, and we all know what assuming does…

[Bemused Bystander]

Dictatorial.

[Bemused Bystander]

I had a disagreement with LE today. Very unreasonable. See word of the day.

[Bemused Bystander]

Oh. So that’s what you thought embonpoint was. Norty.

[Bemused Bystander]

Rumbled. Bugger.

[Bemused Bystander]

Empathy.

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