beltane

Hmmmmmm, maybe so.

Or maybe they may feel threatened by you as you are their compeition.

Or you just may have a new best bud.

Either way, let me know if it ever happens to you. I’m curious now. :wink:

lol

Sounds like you have some experience in this field rossylass. I’m a bit of an apprentice at this and still learning (he he he he).

Maybe you’d care to share some tips? :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

@whiffey wrote:

Is there anything that new people always trip up on, any obvious faux pas ?

Well…not having 5 other accounts is a good place to start :wink:

Welcome to JC – post and enjoy (and ignore the few mad folk that are around – I think there’s an asylum somewhere that has allowed internet access) :lol: :lol:

:D :D :D…

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OK, ugo, so what would you like to be driving?

For some reason, my post came up twice, so I’ll just cover it up with this meaningless insignificant post.

@whiffey wrote:

Is there anything that new people always trip up on, any obvious faux pas ?

I am looking for a friendly ‘home’. Another site I use a lot appears to be changing its direction and I suspect it will be a lot less interesting for me in the future.

Best wishes to all.

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You didn’t use the safe word. You’re supposed to use the safe word. And here I thought those screams were from pleasure. Oh, honey, I’m sorry. Kiss it all better.

I don’t think we have Anne Summers here. So, if you’ll kindly put a link somewhere for me, either in here, or if you’re not allowed to post a link in here, pm me cause I’d really love to see a catalogue if there is one online.

@rubyred wrote:

guid greif beltane ! did someone mention orga,sms there ? I had daughters midwife up yesterday and she was explaining pelvic floor excercises..I decided to do one,and it near brought me off !! how we laughed !

Oh, honey, you have no idea what you’re missing!!

@Celtica wrote:

Kinky – I’d worked that one out – but you’ve never said anything that makes me think you are a perv…….

. . . . . . yet :wink:

@ann_summers_babe wrote:

lol. good to find some like minded people (i think!) lol. and thank you for the very warm welcome! i don’t know which of our rabbits your on about with the twisty cord bit- sounds a bit painful! probs another companys cheapo imitation lol. maybe I should get some of you lot to design our next vibes and suggest em to head…

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@Celtica wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

get out celtica,,if your a friend of THAT aussie perv !! :)

nah, welcome anyway x

Perv? Mmmmmmmm it just gets better and better

xx

Thought you’d have known that by now. Obviously, I still have some suprises up my sleeve for you.

:wink:

xxoo

Hi bear, and welcome.

:D

Hey, I wonder if we get enough orders, we could buy in bulk and get a discount!!!

OK, so, who else wants one? Raise your hands and be counted! :lol:

Oh, yeah, sorry, I forgot.

Welcome. Have lots of fun here. Yada yada yada. All that jazz.

Now,

I WANT MY RABBIT.

Please.

:lol:

@rubyred wrote:

can you send me the rampant rabbit that does NOT have the twirly cord attached,,in a brown paper bag please,,cos im gagging for my hole !! and welcome.! x

LOL. I want the one where you can hand a cordless remote control to your partner. Or, hey, isn’t there one that can be controlled over the Internet? Yeah, THAT’S the one I want!

he he he he he

:lol:

@Celtica wrote:

Just thought I’d say hi to everyone

I’m new – so be gentle with me (for a while anyway

Oh, now you have got to be kidding? :lol: Since when does my whip closet dweller request gentle treatment? :lol: Well. . . .actually. . . . .he doesn’t live in my whip closet. . . yet. We borrow my friend’s whip closet from time to time…[Read more]

G’night Ruby.

Sleep well you fiery scottish lass.

xxoo

Is he your first grandchild ruby?

As for a great camping spot. I know somewhere, not far from where I live, it’s awesome. One problem though. It’s not exactly cheap (well, it is for me but not for you guys). You’ll have to come to Australia. But, hey, I’ll put you all up if it rains. :wink: