[Beeker]

@esmeralda wrote:

Glad you’ve got the ego for it Beeker as good stand up is an art form that requires communicatory skills in addition to a funny script. In a previous life I wrote comedy for various shows on the Beeb and was considered amongst the top ten percent amongst my peers. I loved writing gags and sketches..and could sometimes barely write them down as I was rolling about laughing so much. The mark of a good piece of comedy was that it still made me laugh on the fifth or sixth inspection. Better yet..I got to see it performed and payed a cheque for it. The downside was that it was easy to have a lot of work pinched..for every gag I actually got acknowledged/paid for..another was ‘appropriated’ and I eventually couldn’t be @rsed with it anymore..and moved on. I won’t say to what..as it’s very private to me now. As a stand-up..you’ll be out there on your own..it’s a tough gig..and you need to be original. Prepare for your stuff to be mis-appropriated by other comedians..it comes with the territory..just come back with bigger and better. You say you’ve got the ego. Now be sure of your script. Go Knock ’em dead Beeker :lol:

thanks for taking the time to write that and I appreciate the comments…just in the process of tweaking it at the moment…it’s mainly observational comedy…with abit of taking the mick out of my welsh heritage :lol:

but I think I will be ready 8)

[Beeker]

it’s because you don’t know how they were prepared…it gives your sarnie a little bit of mystery…make it yourself!? where’s the mystique in that! :wink: 8)

[Beeker]

@geordiebird wrote:

well i just want to know if it went well and you both had a good time :D

lets just say thinks are progressing quite nicely at the moment :wink: 8)

[Beeker]

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@beeker wrote:

@Captain Charisma wrote:

u cudnt beat the crust surroundin ur cock u geeky lookin clown :lol: :D
u cudnt even beat ur meat so stop actin the tuff girl :D
lookin at ur pic sumbody has already beaten me 2 it :D
uve got ur ugly mug battered of the pavement a time or 2 by the looks of it :D
aint no shame in lookin like u do pecker :D
ur that ugly u went 2 the bathroom and scared the shyte outa the toilet :D
and i aint kiddin :-… :D

jesus christ…if you are going to insult me at least have the decency to f”cking type properly :lol:

trouble with JC is…there are too many illiterate b@stards

And ugo…I would gladly meet up and wipe that gormless smile off your thick-sh1t BNP face…

but then I started thinking that it would be like putting down a stray dog…

you don’t want to do it to the poor dumb animal…but you know it would be for the best in the long run 8)

beeker altho i dont know you i would like you to know that by replying to their sad, pathetic tirades, you are lowering yourself to their standards hun. after all do you see their pics displayed ??!! do what i do and laugh !! hope you and gyps had a great time !! and try not to let the ‘keyboard gangstas’ botherr you too much…probably jealous anyhow xx mwahh :wink: :lol:

hehe…thanks darlin…but you are typing like I am insulted by their taunts…far from it…i’ve been a troublemaker online for as long as I can remember…not just on JC but on various message boards…so getting abuse is just part and parcel of my attitude…and to be quite frank…alot of the time I deserve it :wink:

but getting abuse of these lot…it makes me laugh more than anything…I find it fun teasing them because they have such a low cranial capacity they can’t even see when i’m taking the p1ss out of them…

ugo is just jealous because his mrs found out he was trying to play away with gyps who thankfully found out he was the petrol bombing white sheet wearing nazi b@stard that he was… in the nick of time…

and captain charisma is probably arkle…or some other inbred that I have insulted on here…(there are many)

so let them hurl insults over the net…because like I said in my previous post…unless they come up to me in the street and have a go…it’s just very sad and pathetic…but hey…this is the internet…so what do you expect :lol: 8)

[Beeker]

@Captain Charisma wrote:

u cudnt beat the crust surroundin ur cock u geeky lookin clown :lol: :D
u cudnt even beat ur meat so stop actin the tuff girl :D
lookin at ur pic sumbody has already beaten me 2 it :D
uve got ur ugly mug battered of the pavement a time or 2 by the looks of it :D
aint no shame in lookin like u do pecker :D
ur that ugly u went 2 the bathroom and scared the shyte outa the toilet :D
and i aint kiddin :-… :D

jesus christ…if you are going to insult me at least have the decency to f”cking type properly :lol:

trouble with JC is…there are too many illiterate b@stards

And ugo…I would gladly meet up and wipe that gormless smile off your thick-sh1t BNP face…

but then I started thinking that it would be like putting down a stray dog…

you don’t want to do it to the poor dumb animal…but you know it would be for the best in the long run 8)

[Beeker]

@Captain Charisma wrote:

who da fuck is that geeky lookin clown :lol: :D
the words brute ugly dont do that person any justice :lol: :D
ive puked up a better lookin mess on the pavement after a saturday nite pishup inc dodgy kebab :-… :D

Ah…the old internet insult…how happy you must be safe in the knowledge that you can get away with saying anything on the net without fear of reprisal…bet it makes you feel like a real man…

what i’d really like you to do is say it to my face…then that mess on the pavement wouldn’t be ur kebab…it would be you…mashed up beyond all recognition as I stomped your head on the kerb…

so please don’t throw insults around captain tw@t…it just makes you look pathetic…I live in manchester…so if you ever feel like throwing another insult my way…drop me a line and we can come to some arrangement 8)

[Beeker]

So you’re new…what do you want?

“A f*cking n00b congretional medal of being an internet nerd?”

8)

[Beeker]

@Tory Girl wrote:

I wasn’t hitting on you, don’t be so presumptious!! If I have to use my imagination, when most men brag, well, I will say no more!! :lol:

just think of me as norman tebbit with hair 8)

[Beeker]

@Tory Girl wrote:

Is there a picture one can peruse at?!?!

No perusing here right wing girl…i’m taken…just use ur imagination 8)

[Beeker]

I have a terminal illness list…when the doc tells me I only have 48 hours to live i’m going on the rampage…my list is

1) Chris Moyles

2) Chris Evans

3) The Rock

4) Ruby Wax

5) The creator of the crazy frog

8)

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