Beeker

@Esmeralda wrote:

Glad you’ve got the ego for it Beeker as good stand up is an art form that requires communicatory skills in addition to a funny script. In a previous life I wrote comedy for various shows on the Beeb and was considered amongst the top ten percent amongst my peers. I loved writing gags and sketches..and could sometimes barely…

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it’s because you don’t know how they were prepared…it gives your sarnie a little bit of mystery…make it yourself!? where’s the mystique in that! :wink: 8)

@geordiebird wrote:

well i just want to know if it went well and you both had a good time :D

lets just say thinks are progressing quite nicely at the moment :wink: 8)

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Beeker wrote:

@Captain Charisma wrote:

u cudnt beat the crust surroundin ur cock u geeky lookin clown :lol: :D
u cudnt even beat ur meat so stop actin the tuff girl :D
lookin at ur pic sumbody has already beaten me 2 it :D
uve got ur ugly mug battered of the pavement a time or 2 by the looks of it :D
aint no shame in lookin…

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@Captain Charisma wrote:

u cudnt beat the crust surroundin ur cock u geeky lookin clown :lol: :D
u cudnt even beat ur meat so stop actin the tuff girl :D
lookin at ur pic sumbody has already beaten me 2 it :D
uve got ur ugly mug battered of the pavement a time or 2 by the looks of it :D
aint no shame in lookin like u do pecker :D
ur that ugly u…

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@Captain Charisma wrote:

who da fuck is that geeky lookin clown :lol: :D
the words brute ugly dont do that person any justice :lol: :D
ive puked up a better lookin mess on the pavement after a saturday nite pishup inc dodgy kebab :-… :D

Ah…the old internet insult…how happy you must be safe in the knowledge that you can get away with…[Read more]

So you’re new…what do you want?

“A f*cking n00b congretional medal of being an internet nerd?”

8)

@Tory Girl wrote:

I wasn’t hitting on you, don’t be so presumptious!! If I have to use my imagination, when most men brag, well, I will say no more!! :lol:

just think of me as norman tebbit with hair 8)

@Tory Girl wrote:

Is there a picture one can peruse at?!?!

No perusing here right wing girl…i’m taken…just use ur imagination 8)

I have a terminal illness list…when the doc tells me I only have 48 hours to live i’m going on the rampage…my list is

1) Chris Moyles

2) Chris Evans

3) The Rock

4) Ruby Wax

5) The creator of the crazy frog

8)

@Drivel wrote:

@Beeker wrote:

till I spend the weekend with the gypster…I know she’s excited…who wouldn’t be…after all she is meeting Beeker…no…not just any JCer…but the message board god himself 8)

I am really looking forward to spending alot of time on her…playing dominoes…watching saturday day time tv…watching the grass…

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@PATS wrote:

jeez…………………an i didnt think she could sink any lower than ugo. :roll:

says the woman who counts klu klux kunt arkle as one of her friends :lol: :roll: 8)

@~cassie~ wrote:

I would like to thank Arkle for the snoring and farts last night :lol:

I’d like to thank god that most women have a better taste in men than you 8)

If I ever here another welcome to the madhouse/hell/asylum “insert cheesy reference here” I’m going to slit my fOking wrists…

mine to be honest has been running around at the 7 mark…but come this weekend I have a feeling it will be going up a few notches :wink: 8)

@cath 55 wrote:

:( :evil: :wink:

hugssssssssss xxxx

I gather that means non existant? :? :lol:

the words desperate spring to mind :roll:

the answer everybody…is me…the reason? because i’m the sexiest b@stard on here and she…by my reckoning is the sexiest woman 8)

and next time ugo…try for three letters…like moi…or knock yourself out and use myself…though I don’t expect miracles 8)

@ugo wrote:

checks ebay for a tuk`s :lol:

thats a tux…as in tuxedo :roll:

so then bops…it’s a toss up between an illiterate racist t0sser or the coolest man on the planet…hmmm…decisions decisions….. 8)

I might come…will have to check my diary 8)

@Gyps wrote:

You know a lot of things young padawan, you are wise for your age….. 8)

seduce you i will…to the darkside your path is…mmm…tread carefully young jedi 8)