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@tommy ToXen wrote:

i’ve already explained the truth about items of clothing going missing, you lot are just making things up now =;

I,ts true I tell ya, there really is a poltergiest in my house, and obviously in Caths too!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
If you cant find yours then you,ve either thrown them away and forgotten to buy some more or Jackie ate them. :wink: :wink:

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Try getting a real job and not a dream maybe?

Well derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thats what she,s asking doa, ffs. Beaty I put psychology, then maybe you can find out whether or not that grey lump in doa,s head has any useful function or not. :wink:

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@cath 55 wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

….do some washing tomorrow! If this goes on much longer I’ll be wearing odd socks. 8-[

Where do all my socks go, and why does only one decide to leave? :-s

the washin machine eats them , lifes full of mysterys ya know, not only does the washin machine eat socks but the wardrobe shrinks all my clothes :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :wink:

You know what is is dont ya Cath? I,ts the poltergiests. I,ve got em in my house.. they eat socks and pens. You put a pair of socks in the machine and one comes out.. you put a pen down, turn round to get summat else, when you look back.. its gone!! :shock: :shock: I reckon it,s Chess. She,d make a good poltergiest. :wink: :wink: She scares me enough as it is. :shock: :shock: :shock:

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@Bad Manners wrote:

Quake. I was so scared I slept with my light on for a week.

Is that on PC Bad or playstation? sounds like my kind of game. As for you miss chesticle, I,ll have you know that shooting monsters and chopping peoples heads off is very theraputic, after a shift in forum 1, and putting up with your evil grins in 40,s. :wink: :wink: I dont want to see a shrink ty, I like being crazy. :twisted: :twisted: so ner, lol. :wink:

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I,ve never played either of those games, the main reason being that I,m useless with the playstation controls lol. I,m much better with a pc game. Take a look at this screenshot of Undying. It,s a Howler at the top of the stairs. They have claws like scythes, as long as your arm, that can rip your head off and eat it!!! :shock: :shock:

I was going to post another one of a half eaten maid, but that might have been pushing it a bit lol. If you get killed by one of these creatures, you get to witness your own death!! :shock: How cool is that eh? 8) Turn the sound way way up and you can hear the wind howling round the house, it,s well creepy. Lots of dimly lit corridors to explore as well, and you never know whats lurking……………………….. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Alien, the directors cut. scared me to death it did!! :shock: :shock: Poor Bat.
I love the Great Escape too, I will him to get over that bloody fence on his bike every time but he never does.
Oh and one for you Max that I saw back in the 80,s look on amazon you can still get it… Zombie flesh eaters, the uncut version and the origianal texas chainsaw massacre(which for anyone who didnt know, was based on a true story) :shock: :shock: :shock:

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the gargoyle thingy at the end wearin the red duffel coat………….*shivers*.

That was prolly Chess, pmsl. Soz Chessy couldnt resist that lol. Lubs ya reallyxxx(creep creep).

Tell ya another film that terrified the sh*t out of me, “The Howling” frightened me to death it did. :shock: :shock: .
Oh and did anyone see “marathon man”? put ya off going to the dentist forever! :shock: :shock:
American Werewolf in London scared me silly as well. Specially at the begining when ther,e on the moors, and it,s chasing them….. :shock: :shock:
Off of the horror theme for now, “Against All Odds” with Jeff Bridges and Rachel Ward was very good. But for good old cheesy movies, you just cant beat a good old 1970,s Hammer Horror with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. lol. Love it. :D :D
Nite peeps, be good Max. xxx :wink: :wink:

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Chessy remember that bit in Salems Lot, when Danny Glick comes back from the dead to see his mate(cant remember his name) and he taps on his bedroom window? Well a girl I used to work with.. her husband was a copper, and he was working nights. Unbeknown to her, he,d popped home about 11.pm I think it was. She,s sitting on the couch with the dog, a mug of coffee and the lamp on. Just at the same time as he taps on the window in the film, her husband tapped on the window behind her!!. She suffers with her nerves and she screamed the place down.. The dog went flying off her lap, her coffee went all over the floor.. poor Sue. Thing is, I made it worse coz I laughed. I know I shouldnt but I always do that, laugh at things I shouldnt. pmsl it was funny. Strangly enough she didnt agree. oops. :oops: :oops: .

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Bloody ell fast ……. Scum and the Warriors, now you ARE making me feel old, I,d forgotten about them. Remember this scene from National Lampoons Animal house? at the end when they,ve wrecked the Mayors parade, and after the stand is lying in ruins, the deans wife looks down at the guy lying underneath her and says,
“You can take your finger out of my @rse any time now!” PMSL. that film cracks me up.
As far as creepy films go did anyone like “Salems Lot?” that scared the crap out of me.
And how about, “Quadrophenia” and “Breaking Glass” with Hazel O Connor, remember that? I,ve still got the soundtrack.. brilliant. Oh and for the ultra wrinkly ones here, a great British classic, “The Blue Lamp”. Ahhhhhhhh those were the days. :wink: :wink:

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Ok other films I like…….

Hannibal
The Glenn Miller Story(showing age)
The incredible Journey(showing age again)
Midnight Express
The Story of St. Bernadette(showing age again)
The Day after Tomorow
Jaws
Brokeback Mountain
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory(better than Johnny Depp any day)
Stir Crazy(with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor)
All the Lethal Weapon films
Hitch
Independance Day
Chicken Run
Monsters Inc
Bugs Life
Toy Story 1 and 2
Thats it for now, I,ll think of some more today…

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