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@hermangrrrman! wrote:

@pats wrote:

wot a wuss!!!!!!!!……………..try superglue chess..that will shut him up. 8)

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR not the superglue!!!!!!! I prefer the needle and thread pweeze! :-# :-#:-#:-#:-#:-#:-#

Oh stop bloody whinging like a big girls blouse ffs and take it like a man. OK, ladies, I found a few little “extras”. First, the super glue…

then some nails to nail him to the chair so he cant escape I think….

Then some nice strong tape to stifle the screams…..

and finally, last but not least, something to saw away any rough edges left behind by the drill….

and if he still feels anything after all that we could always hit him over the head with a hammer.
Trust us Max, we know what wer,e doing, it wont hurt one tiny bit will it ladies? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: and look Max, the saw has even got your name on it!! isnt that nice? :wink:

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Well thats not very grateful is it? I was only trying to help. Look Max, ALL you need is some of this lot and it,ll be over before you know it, trust me. :wink: :wink:

and this to stick in ya tender gums…

and this…

and last but not least, this to make the hole….

then you,ll probably need a LARGE glass of this to make you feel better.

Trust us Max, me, PATS, Sunny and Chess know EXACTLY what wer,e doing, dont we ladies? You just leave it to us Max. :twisted: :twisted: :wink: :wink:

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@sunny wrote:

Oh ffs let me at him iv got some new pliers and some tcp it will be over in no time

Chess sit on him

Bat grab his chubble and it will take his mind off it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

FFS there is NO way I,m touching his chubble…I dont know whats in it!! :shock:
Chess might be in it!! :shock: :shock: I,ll pull his teef out with pleasure.. but YOU can touch his feckin chubble.. or get PATS to do it, she,s fearless. :wink:

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@chess wrote:

[-X [-X [-X [-X Bat

poor hermy :!: :!: watch that chubble shake

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was just trying to be helpful.. it,s not my fault he,s a great big…

is it?
:wink: :wink: :wink:

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Speaking of animal cruelty, whist this isnt actual physical abuse it,s still very cruel. There is a story in the daily mail today about some cruel b@stards who stole 7 jack russel puppies from their owners. The poor mum is frantic. She,s whining and crying because she cant understand where her babies are. The poor little mites are only 6 weeks old ffs!! They havnt been weened yet they still need mums milk. Arnt, some people cruel. It brought me to tears reading that.

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@Beatty Blue wrote:

say hello to my new boots 8) they’re blue 8)

Cor Beatty I like them hun, where did you get em? I want a pair…they,ll go with my pixie boots I got from ebay. :wink:

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@fastcars wrote:

Maybe we should start a “who’s met did” poll…. :idea:

Good idea that Fast.. she hasnt met me. Or, maybe we could start up a…
“who has met Chess and lived to tell the tale” poll. :shock: :shock: or the…
“what lurks in PATS cupboard” poll. :shock: :shock:

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@pats wrote:

that chesticles is a rite gossip ye no.the stories i cud tell wud tek the enamel of ur teeth :shock: she bad i tell ye.BAD!

I tell ya somethin PATS, Chess threatened to apply to be a guide once!!! :shock: :shock:
It gave poor Catty a bad turn.. she threatened to leave me!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
And gossip? tut, I could tell ya stories bout life in 40,s with Chess that would give ya the horrors!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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@pats wrote:

@chess wrote:

@pats wrote:

@bat wrote:

@pats wrote:

i suggest you go in the chatroom and ask for chess……i persuaded her to google t bagging and snowballing once………she;s never been the same since. O:) :-

Good God PATS your not suggesting that Chess was once a normal sane person are you? :shock: :shock: and btw , what exactly IS in that cupboard of yours? Chess told me last night she,s the doorkeeper! :shock: :shock: :shock:

doorkeeper is her word fa MADAME batty…………… :wink:

Bookeeper i meant bookeeper :lol: :lol:

Wanna join Batty we are offering half price membership this month(business is slow in the summer :evil: ). It might be Pats isnt pulling her weight [-X [-X (probably to busy pulling other things) :wink:

LMAO

:shock: :shock: i resemble that remark!!!!………rings sunny…wahhhhhhhhhhhhh chesticles is pickin on meeeeeee agen……………..

PATS you should see the things Chess says about you behind ya back in 40,s when ya not there!! :shock: :shock: bliddy disgraceful it is. :wink: I had sugs whinging this mornin that did was pickin on her.. wasnt true of course, sugs just had the hump, as usual lol. Then of course in the course of chat, Chess was mentioned… did said she,d met Chess, actually SEEN her, in the FLESH!! :shock: :shock: she did add that she,d never been the same since mind.. what with the nightmares and flashbacks to unspeakable horrors in PATS cupboard. :shock: :shock: And nooooooooo I do not want to join your house of ill repute tyvm miss chesticle, i,m a good convent girl I am. :wink: :wink:

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@fastcars wrote:

@bat wrote:

@horny chick wrote:

gonna sound stupid but have to ask anyway, how do I get on the chatrooms ??? I clicked on chat, then forum 2 but there was just a big blank box :?

Word of advice for you… dont go in the rooms with that nic. I suggest you read the sight rules first or you wont be in the room long enough to find out what anything is, let alone cyber sex. :wink: :wink:

Since when did anybody take notice of the site rules Bat…. :lol:

Sensible peeps who dont want my toe up their backsides thats who Fast. :wink: :wink:

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