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@pats wrote:

:shock: wot is it…………*cleans specs n peers*

I,ts a turbo charged strimmer PATS. Should be fun. :wink: Ok who wants first go? Oh btw is it more painful if the wax strips are hot or cold? I,ve never used such things before. (this job doesnt pay me enough you see, I can only afford cheap bic razors) :wink: :wink: :wink:

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@hermangrrrman! wrote:

AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Im gonna get u bat and pluck you a nice new brazilian lol

In ya bloody dreams Max lol. Right, I,ve found the perfect job for me in all this…once Chess has done the FULL body wax, and sunny has plucked out any stray ones, to make sure nuthin grows back, I,ll get this out every week…..PATS, sunny and chess you can have a go when I,ve finished lol. :twisted: :twisted:
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@forumhostpb wrote:

I did it yesterday – August 16th – but not today as it wouldn’t have counted. Pity really as I enjoyed doing it yesterday. Lots of people over here did it yesterday with me as well.

Nice of them really as when you reach my advanced years not many people are prepared to do it with you.

Oh well that’s it for another year before I can do it again!!!

Ahhh, so I suppose it,s happy birthday for yesterday then is it? fgs you could have said something, we could have started a birfday thread for you. So hows the lounging around in sunny Italy going then, tiring is it? Apparantly, NM told me yesterday in forum 2, she,s going her hols next week as well!!! fgs, all these staff going off on their hols, whilst SOME of us, sit here, CHAINED to our keyboards, fearlessly defending the honour of JC, whilst you lot sit on ya wotsits sunbathing.. tut. Make sure you put your factor 30 on PB, dont want you getting sunburnt. Be good. :wink: :wink: :wink:

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@chess wrote:

Can I pull the strips off pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee. OMG this is gonna be so much fun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok Chessy, your in charge of the FULL body wax, PATS, you can have the hammer.. and Sunny, I,ve got the perfect job for you. Just in case Chess doesnt quite YANK all the hair out, here,s a pair of these for you…… :twisted:

Now then, what can my job be? hmmmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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@(f)politics? wrote:

I must be going soft but i actually feel sorry for you hermy mate lol :D

Feel sorry for him??? ffs, your supposed to be on MY side!! fgs dont start giving him sympathy lol.It,s his own fault for being such a big girls blouse in the first place lol. Now then ladies, once we,ve pulled his poorly toof out, who wants to pull the wax strips off? I found these……..

and just in case he screams too much, I,ve got this at the ready……

PATS, Chessy,Sunny, are ya ready? Who wants to go first then? Now just hold still Max, this wont hurt a bit..we,ll be very gentle with you, wont we ladies? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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@Tory Girl wrote:

@bat wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

@bat wrote:

@galaxy wrote:

@bat wrote:

Hi Galaxy, I,ve found just what your looking for.
http://www.merae.com/
Batx

Thanks :D thats exactly the kinda thing im looking for x

Your very welcome Galaxy, all part of the service here at JC. Remember, “We Care”! :wink: :wink:

Have you been in that Batcave too long again dear?! :lol:

No “dear” I,ve had my morning flap thanks. :wink: I was quoting one of PB,s favourite sayings. And dont you bloody start chesticle, me and diddy was discussing you yesterday in 40,s, tut. :wink: :wink: :wink:

..

I dont wish to know what you do with your flaps! :shock:

Me having a flap. :wink: :wink: and we DO care, honest… dont we PB? :wink: :wink:
(who is probably STILL sitting on his wotsit, in a pair of these……..)

Drinking VAST amounts of Italian vino. NOT that I,m jealous or anything… :evil: :evil:

(click on the bat and it flaps.. :wink: )

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@Tory Girl wrote:

@bat wrote:

@galaxy wrote:

@bat wrote:

Hi Galaxy, I,ve found just what your looking for.
http://www.merae.com/
Batx

Thanks :D thats exactly the kinda thing im looking for x

Your very welcome Galaxy, all part of the service here at JC. Remember, “We Care”! :wink: :wink:

Have you been in that Batcave too long again dear?! :lol:

No “dear” I,ve had my morning flap thanks. :wink: I was quoting one of PB,s favourite sayings. And dont you bloody start chesticle, me and diddy was discussing you yesterday in 40,s, tut. :wink: :wink: :wink:

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@galaxy wrote:

@bat wrote:

Hi Galaxy, I,ve found just what your looking for.
http://www.merae.com/
Batx

Thanks :D thats exactly the kinda thing im looking for x

Your very welcome Galaxy, all part of the service here at JC. Remember, “We Care”! :wink: :wink:

[Bat]

Hi Galaxy, I,ve found just what your looking for.
http://www.merae.com/
Batx

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Hiya cybercat.
No my norton didnt run out it was brand new. My OLD version ran out and I bought an updated version. I clicked on this link. Does this mean I have to install an updated version of XP then? I always thought that once you had XP that was it, I didnt realise it might need updating. If thats what it means I,ll do what it says. Thanks for getting back to me, appreciate it.

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