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@fastcars wrote:

@matty wrote:

why do people make a fuss about leaving? if i ever decide to leave.. or get a life.. or a full time girlfriend.. or win the lottery.. any of the above.. i would like all my posts to stay, as a mark of respect to myself

I hope you dont mind Matty but I stole this post from another thread. It’s true though isnt it. Why DO people make such a fuss about leaving. If people feel the need to leave then do just that “LEAVE”. It seems to me that the only reason that peple want to have their accounts deleted completely is so they are forced into a situation where they cant post when they know deep down that they really want to… :?

Bloody ell fasty, you gave me a fright there. I thought you was leaving! :shock: Now get back over to that fight thread and insult PATS. She deserves it.bloody old trout :wink: :wink: :wink:

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@tommy wrote:

:lol:

We’re going to hell for this. I hope you know that!

Too bloody right you are. You,ll both end up down here:

With one of these each stoking your fires!! :twisted:

I dont know how you sleep nights.tut. :evil:

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You wicked evil cruel sods tha pair of you. How can you sleep nights, wishing such evil on perfectly innocent creatures..eh? eh? And no I flamin well DONT want to come to dinner Tommy. Shove ya curried cat in ya ear. :wink: How would you like this with chips then..eh? eh?

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

@tommy wrote:

To get rid of Foxes, PB

Just wait until you see them..

Then shoot the b*stards!

I hate foxes.

You could always buy a red uniform, a pack of dogs and a horse, PB. :wink:

That’s one helluvan idea Tommy – problem is that if I started loosing off at the local foxes or cats with a 12 bore, the neighbours might throw a wobbler. You can burgle, assault, even rape and Mr Plod shows a remarkable disinclination to attend but just mention pop guns and SO19 is all over you backed up with dogs, helicopters, the whole enchilada.

Most times when you report a crime they ask for your e-mail address so they can mail you a crime number. But I digress.

I do fancy a spot of hunting across the local park complete with a pack of hounds and all the trappings. Problem is that the bloody foxes are urban and the bastards know all the back alleys and short cuts better that the locals do.

I’ve planted loads of daffodils, crocuses, hyacynths and so on and I’m telling you if the bloody foxes – or next door’s cat for that matter – digs them up I’ll cut their balls off and plant them instead. See what kind of flowers they’d produce !!!

Just look at this: isnt it sweet?

and look at these, cute little bundles of fluff.ahhhhhh.

How can you even think about cutting their little wotsits off. tut@you. They only do tiny turds, leave em alone. :wink: :wink:

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How can you possibly hate cats? Look at these:

Arnt they so cute and cuddly? And as for this:

How can you possibly call those cute innocent little kitties smarmy..eh? Cute little bundles of fluff..bless em. And anyway, if horses are allowed to shit all over the road so it gets all over my flamin tyres, innocent cute little kitties should be allowed to shit in your garden. And their turds are only tiny, you hardly notice,whereas horses do BLOODY great steaming piles of the stuff. Long live cats. :wink: :wink: :wink:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

Prowl … prowl….

I’m still trying to discourage the bloody foxes from my garden.

This should do it PB. Dont even ask me how they extracted it I dont want to know. :wink: :wink:

That should get rid of the little shits for you. I hope. :wink:

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Oh dear oops. I take it the pooter is still not playing by the rules then PATS? :wink: :wink: (I bet he,s a right miserable old fecker now) :wink: :wink:

Is he still sayin bad fings bout me in msn PATS? (dont forget the transcript) :wink: :wink:

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@fastcars wrote:

I dont belieeeeeeve it!!!!

The fecking thing is back again…. :evil: :evil: and I dont mean u Bat, I mean the virus… O:)

I will try again tomorrow when I get more time grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Right well it,s pretty obvious that all my very “helpfull” suggestions arnt working so I,ve got the ultimate solution for ya fasty hun. Drop one of these f*ckers on it and nuke the f*cking thing. It might blow your house up but hey, look on the bright side, you,ll know you,ve definately got rid of the b@stard virus wont you? :wink: :wink: :wink:

Sorted. :wink: :wink: :wink:

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So PATS is this what fasty looks like then?

Bless, isnt he a little ray of sunshine? :wink: :wink: :wink:

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@fastcars wrote:

Oh and by the way BAT …. with the new found knowledge Ive gained in the last few days I will be ready and waiting with all appropriate tools to help you out with any future problems.. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Awwwwww thank you fasty hun, it,s always nice to be appreciated. :wink: :wink:
Oh just in case of any future problems, these should do the trick for you:

Or this:

And if all else fails, press the middle button: :wink: :wink:

Toodle pip. :wink: :wink: :wink:

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