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@Bat wrote:

PB have you upgraded to the 2010 version yet? I’ve been reading rave reviews about it here: http://www.kaspersky.co.uk/kaspersky_internet_security

You can buy it for just 20 quid on Amazon. It’s got lots of new features on it.

Yup, I bought it from Amazon (about £22) a while ago – Kaspersky Internet Security 2010 – and installed it…[Read more]

@Bat wrote:

Here here PB. I have blocked ALL these social networking sites on my pc. All I ever seem to read about is how much grief these sites cause, with users using them to bully other people. I don’t have msn either.

Good to hear that oh Batty one.

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@Bat wrote:

Here here PB. I have blocked ALL these social networking sites on my pc. All I ever seem to read about is how much grief these sites cause, with users using them to bully other people. I don’t have msn either.

I don’t use any social networking sites or msn either, I use the boards whilst at work, and when my laptop got buggered I…[Read more]

@Bat wrote:

Yes I’ve just had a look Cath. Server must be down I spose. Martin will appear later and fix it, so in the meantime you’ll all have to venture into the scary world of “real life”. :wink:

not on yer life batty lol I’m playing scrabble on facebook :lol: 8)

@Bat wrote:

Thanks Pete, bless ya heart. Have you tried the game yet then? My daughter got over 16,000. She always has a go in the morning before she goes to school. :lol: :lol: :lol:

ive tried it got to 27 million :^o :-

@Bat wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

My name is registered, I have been in there, but there’s hardly ever anyone there….last night was better though.

Doesn’t surprise me Jen. The reason however is quite simple. For ages and ages, users have been moaning about “clones” and idiots (vegeta to name but a few) coming in and ruining the chat for everyone.

So…

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@Bat wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

My name is registered, I have been in there, but there’s hardly ever anyone there….last night was better though.

Doesn’t surprise me Jen. The reason however is quite simple. For ages and ages, users have been moaning about “clones” and idiots (vegeta to name but a few) coming in and ruining the chat for everyone.

So…

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@Bat wrote:

@CherryBomb wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@CherryBomb wrote:

I will remember this Bat next time you want me to do you a favour. [-X

Ps Please can you swap the paper bag for something more upmarket. I have standards. (Somewhere)

She loves me really, I can tell. :lol: :lol:

Dream…dream…dreammmmmmmm. (Old song that you will remember…

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@Bat wrote:

@CherryBomb wrote:

I will remember this Bat next time you want me to do you a favour. [-X

Ps Please can you swap the paper bag for something more upmarket. I have standards. (Somewhere)

She loves me really, I can tell. :lol: :lol:

And you love me too really lol ;)

@Bat wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I’d send that camouflage gear back i can still see you :?

You great plonker. :lol: :lol: :lol:

thanks (i think :? ) :lol:

@Bat wrote:

Here is the latest thing you can,t do. :roll:
no kissing

Just getting a bit silly now, isn’t it..

Train Stations are a place where you meet, greet, and say your Farewells.
Ok, you go into a Swimming Pool, you’re faced with a sign, “No Heavy Petting”.. That’s understandable in a Swimming Pool. To a point!

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@Sir Actor wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Hope your son does ok with is driving lessons Tel. Let us know how he gets on. When does he take his test? You,ll be chewing your fingernails off then. :lol:

I’ll keep you informed of his progress. :wink:

Maybe you could tell us when the test is – and more importantly approximately where……….

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@Bat wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Amongst other pics yeah :wink:

Other pics? :shock:

Hey Bat.. How’s you? We’re all on about Transport and that, and service stations.. But i suppose you’ve never been to a Service Station.. Don’t suppose that Volvo could get you to the next street, let alone the M1.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Lenochka wrote:

Thank you Bat, I`ll look into the site.
P.S. A great pic of a jaguar or whatever it is!

Your very welcome Lenochka. The big cat is actually a leopard from Big Cat Diary.

is it :shock: :?

Yep. Her name is Bella and she had a cub called Chewey. See I,m not really daft ya know. :lol:

@Bat wrote:

@CherryBomb wrote:

@Pete wrote:

It were a giant bat i reckon

She did mention going on a diet after christmas. :-k

The cheek!! tut. Anyway I thought it was you who was going on a diet. Your the one who made an eclipse last time I was in there. People complained because they couldn,t see their keyboards. *hides* :lol:

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@WooHoo wrote:

@Bat wrote:

And it,s happened again. On one of the busiest nights of the year, stupid people were dialing 999 for nothing. One man rang because he had hurt his finger, another man rang because he wanted to know what time it was in New York!!!

These timewasting gonks should be traced via their phone calls and prosecuted. :evil:

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@Bat wrote:

@Pete wrote:

You’re not saying people pretend to be something they’re not just because they’re online are you :shock:

Well of course they do pete. Didn,t you realise that the big scary gonk sat hurling abuse in the chat room, actually leaps through the screen at you waving a machette?? This is real life you know. Do get a grip fgs.…

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@Bat wrote:

Awwwwwwwww, the poor useless “doctor” who failed to spot that Baby P was cranky because he had a broken back is devastated because she,s been sacked. GOOD. Serves her right. :evil:
doctor

”My professional career has been devoted to the care of children”

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Here here Chessy. I,ll help ya, no worries atall. :twisted:
I emailed my local MP a few days ago about this case and I had a really nice letter back from him today. I might send off a long rambling email to the PM next. I do good rambling emails I do. Just ask PB. :lol:

God I feel sorry for your poor MP. Bat…

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@~Tickled Pink~ wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@~Tickled Pink~ wrote:

I took my kids trick or treating and they knocked on the door and said ‘trick or treat’ all excitied and the stingy rude woman who answered replied ‘No Thanks, I’ve been giving all night.’ :evil:

Similar thing happend to my son last year pink. He went on his first ever trick or treat with…

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