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@Bat wrote:

@Tommy ToXen wrote:

i’ve already explained the truth about items of clothing going missing, you lot are just making things up now =;

I,ts true I tell ya, there really is a poltergiest in my house, and obviously in Caths too!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
If you cant find yours then you,ve either thrown them away and forgotten to buy some…

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@cath 55 wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

….do some washing tomorrow! If this goes on much longer I’ll be wearing odd socks. 8-[

Where do all my socks go, and why does only one decide to leave? :-s

the washin machine eats them , lifes full of mysterys ya know, not only does the washin machine eat socks but the wardrobe…

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@cath 55 wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

….do some washing tomorrow! If this goes on much longer I’ll be wearing odd socks. 8-[

Where do all my socks go, and why does only one decide to leave? :-s

the washin machine eats them , lifes full of mysterys ya know, not only does the washin machine eat socks but the wardrobe…

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@Bat wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

….do some washing tomorrow! If this goes on much longer I’ll be wearing odd socks. 8-[

Where do all my socks go, and why does only one decide to leave? :-s

the washin machine eats them , lifes full of mysterys ya know, not only does the washin machine eat socks but the wardrobe shrinks all my…

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@American Woman wrote:

@Bat wrote:

AW I meant to ask you, have your neighbours moved that bloody great RV yet? It,s about time.

Hell no the nice guy haven’t moved it! Thank goodness the camping season is about to end soon. It’s not as if they ever went anywhere in the dang thing anyway. :evil: I’m still contemplating paying some teenagers to…

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@Bat wrote:

AW I meant to ask you, have your neighbours moved that bloody great RV yet? It,s about time.

Hell no the bastards haven’t moved it! Thank goodness the camping season is about to end soon. It’s not as if they ever went anywhere in the dang thing anyway. :evil: I’m still contemplating paying some teenagers to egg the sh*t of the…[Read more]

@Bat wrote:

Bloody ell fast ……. Scum and the Warriors, now you ARE making me feel old, I,d forgotten about them. Remember this scene from National Lampoons Animal house? at the end when they,ve wrecked the Mayors parade, and after the stand is lying in ruins, the deans wife looks down at the guy lying underneath her and says,
“You can take…

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@Bat wrote:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

spam, cheese, mayo and eggyolk toasties! classic!

Do you know what Max, that sounds bloody wonderful that does. Think I might try that. Cheers hunxx B good. :wink:

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@Bat wrote:

Have me on block :shock: :shock: Chess would NEVER have me on block, coz she lubs me, dont ya chesticle? :wink :wink:

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:

@Bat wrote:

I,m surprised thats ALL he,s tried to bribe you with TG. :wink:
Ok tommy this is for you.

Well I know this is an adult board but no one really needs to know the finer details!! :oops: :oops: :lol:

@Bat wrote:

shoot the bat too!!

what a great idea :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Bat wrote:

OI!!!! Flamin cheek. Bats dont do bloody steaming great piles of shyte all over the road!!! They only have little bums anyway. :wink: :wink:

That’s not what I’ve heard !!!

nor what ive heard either :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Bat wrote:

OI!!!! Flamin cheek. Bats dont do bloody steaming great piles of shyte all over the road!!! They only have little bums anyway. :wink: :wink:

That’s not what I’ve heard !!!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Ok, I,m driving along in my car today and I see a sticker in the back of someones car about slowing down for Bats!!! Well, I thought, I could think of a good sticker for Bats. It would have the Bat,(obviously) and a steaming great pile of shyte under it,s @rse with the words, “WOULD YOU LIKE MY SHYTE ALL OVER YOUR…

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@Bat wrote:

Ok, I,m driving along in my car today and I see a sticker in the back of someones car about slowing down for Bats!!! Well, I thought, I could think of a good sticker for Bats. It would have the Bat,(obviously) and a steaming great pile of shyte under it,s @rse with the words, “WOULD YOU LIKE MY SHYTE ALL OVER YOUR TYRES? IT,S YOUR…

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@Bat wrote:

@PP1 wrote:

I spose it tells ya on the packet whether or not it,s a cd or a dvd does it? :wink: :wink:

No. The packet just says ‘Computer Disks’. You won’t know if they’re CD’s or DVD’s until you get home and unwrap them, (unless you unwrap them on the bus on the way home). :wink:

@Bat wrote:

The Stranglers version of walk on by, on white vinyl 7 in.

Class record…. your not so batty as u make out… :wink: :D

@Bat wrote:

YIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I,ve just burnt my first cd!! Thanks Owen. I used the lowest speed and it,s brilliant, cheers hunxx Am I a super cool Bat or wot. 8) 8) 8) 8)

Using your cheapy CD’s, :lol: try burning at 2x, 4x and 8x.
If the quality is OK you’ve found your optimum burning speed. :wink:

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@Bat wrote:

GM Catty went to see it last night.(she wouldnt let me come though, tut). :evil:

catty was quite right too, cos Bats are not allowed in cinema’s.

mind you………. they might be good smothered in onions like the hot dog thing, or….

instead of calling POPCORN, GET YER POPCORN HERE.

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@Becky wrote:

@Bat wrote:

The thing is Becky., whatever Ian Brady say,s he,s lying. He KNOWS where Keith Bennet is, he just wont tell his mother. That poor woman will probably go to her grave, never having found her son and beeing able to give him the decent burial he rightly deserves. I know they took that monster to the moors years ago to try…

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