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  • #1111860

    A chair for each of Morgs bum cheeks? He must have three!

    And all the glasses bar one for his cider.  Drinking his cider out of a pint glass wouldn’t look so classy in this gaff.

    Got to keep up appearances.

    #1111852

    Yes I personally am totally impressed.

    Its only half eleven and I must tell you my plans for me and my Mrs!!  So happy we are sharing like this.

    Firstly I woke her up at 6am with the biggest surprise of her life!!  And I’m not talking about under the sheets either!!  ooo No don’t stop that. (Frankie Howerd moment!!)

    Half hour later it was up in the air with us, glass of champagne and a tandem skyride and parachute dive.  It was a thrilling experience and what my Mrs always wanted, or so I thought, turns out she wanted a muff dive not a sky dive.  Oh how we laughed!!

    Here is us:

     

    Then we decided to have an early brunch picnic in Paris.  Amazing how quickly you can get to places nowadays!  I hired a private jet – nothings too expensive for my lady!  Sorry this next pic is a bit out of focus – the frenchman we asked to take the picture was holding 2 large french baguettes three bottles of red wine, a large tube of lube and had garlic around his neck so he struggled to take the pic.  He waffled on in french about not wanting to pay for plastic bags, my Mrs was able to pick out words, she’s very clever my Mrs I am very lucky to have her *swoons*.

     

     

    Now we are just waiting for the jet to fuel up so we can move on to our next valentines extravaganza!!!!

    Update on our love fest!

    A luxury mini break to Dubai!!!!  The wifey said ‘isn’t that a bit far to travel?’ I said ‘no you silly duck its only up the road’ – In fact we are already here and its not even 12pm UK time!!

     

    She worried about the cost but I says to her ‘I shall just have to double up on me paper round’

    Happy Valentines Day everyone!!

    :rose:

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    #1111807
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l_FT63FmcI

    mizzy tells me that morg is sooooo passionate that he wants to know what you are doing every second of every day and hey dont you ever talk to the post man or man at the co op YOU SLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.

    YOU KNOW JANEY HIM SPAMMING YOUR ADDRESS AND THREATENING TO KILL ALL YOUR FAMILY IS JUST HIM BEING ROMANTIC AND SAYING I LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    it gets worse lol

    youve no idea how much worse.

    and you deserve it too.

     

     

     

     

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIriwVhRPVA
    #1111805

    What is everyone’s best gifts/Presents they have received?.

    Mine was an engagement ring and a stunning watch and my favourite heart shaped chocolates thanks babe xxx

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85wZw1O83aE

     

    rebound girl lol

    bounce bounce rubber band girl x

    thin ice misses you

    oh and shiddy lol

    stop cheating janeylou

    hahaha

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    #1111790

    Let me tell you what will happen.

    mrq will spout more tripe non stop.

    Perhaps we at jc are in for some big surprise this week and mrq wont be bleating on why everyone hates him etc.

    Come sunday we will see what mrqs big suprise is.

    One thing is for sure the whole of chat waits with bated breath.

    Im 100 per cent certain hes not gobbing off again.

    Yeah well I bet his ‘big surprise’ is bigger than your ‘surprise’ could ever be.

    LMAO RATF PML

    B-)

    #1111783

    Well I have a ‘spring’ in my step!

    LMAO RATF PML

     

    #1111780

    So true Q. So very true. You think out of your own stupidity and ignorance, no knowledge that people forgive and just move forward. However, some of these trolls here..bent on destroying others names, good part of who they are to satisfy others because they think no one but them allowed to be happy. Unhappy they destroy the good of one for entertainment, abuse, and more nonsense and ridicule.. so very sad.

    J.c. is a movie. You have the great chatters whom you enjoy..things good till the drunk, disorderly come in find way to bring plots in to that move story lines involving the innocent others. Hurt..create lies..and evil. Down write devils..

    Hope you and your friends found a great deal of pleasure in succeeding to try to burn me..admit I was truly angry..guess response wanted…so vented..yep I did. But my fault..no one to blame..but me.

    Thanks again to you and your troll friends.

    Happy Valentines Day..now you have a good weekend. Sorry I have no laughter to share with you..disappointed you all just dipped so very low for entertaining.

    You bitch plenty Linda, why are you trying to make out you never do anything wrong and are never nasty about people?  You make sure you impress on everyone how ‘lucky’ you are and all loved up etc so why do you care so much about what people say about you or to you?  You enjoy a good old gloat although no one is sure what you have to gloat about exactly.  You are a 65 year old woman who is bleating on constantly about ‘trolls’.  Do you not realise Linda that you are a bit of a troll yourself?  Do you not see that you have hijacked yet another thread to make it about yourself and your poor me the ‘trolls’ are out to get me routine?  It is all in your head, there are no ‘trolls’ just people you irritate who tell you that you irritate them.  You are bitchy, sarcastic, often pretty vile with your remarks to others and not the saint you try and fail to portray.

    Who are you trying to kid woman?

     

    #1111779

    Did you have a typo moment where you forgot to put in the word NOT?

    LOL

    So that’s NOT interesting would have been more appropriate.

    Haha

    #1111778
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU

     

     

    :yahoo:

    #1111736

    but sometime more

    men like alfie think that scaring women and worrying them gets them horny?

    they have just been around the wrong women

    they think by manipulating them it turns them on?

    both morg and alfie have the same thing in common

    they just dont get it but will hate me for knowing they dont get it

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