Artful Dodger

i didnt even know who tracy was and you told me she HATED me

you told me BLOSSOM HATED me

said that all the women online wanted you and i would be threat.

of course i am lying

cos im a drunk mental freak

Push her off the plank not just because of what she looks like but purely for the fact that she is not only a shite poet and THE worst monkey you have ever had even worse than

BLOSSOM who was at least credible

for hours my booby wooby woos have been spammed here

i never took the picky wickies of meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

posting face pics is not…[Read more]

ROSE WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT AND RELEVANT AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WITH WAITED BREATH

WHAT DO YOU THINK

poor sarah

her site has outranked chatfriends on alexa

poor sarah

shes off to portugal in two weeks

poor sarah

her chatroom is doing good lol

poor sarah

shes still more intelligent witty and funny than most

poor poor sarah

:(

and poor sarah can spell.

no you are right

she is a hopeless cause.

i feel so sorry for sarah

omg its not…[Read more]

wow really?

you can coat off other peoples threads but NOT post your own really interesting one?

No i am wrong!

I  am waiting for you to post a really interesting thread that will last more than 3 pages

oh come on you are the sanest most popular one here

cant be that hard can it?

i bet it will be a humdinger

you lovely judgemental soul…[Read more]

I would love to see your potted plants and homegrown veg

come on man im gagging for it

stimulate my brain

Ok Rosie start a thread.  Post up your doggie or your hamster, it could be a news item, it could be celebrity gossip hey it could even be about your pot plants.  Provide pics.

Rose the boards are public.

Own your own space.

Test the boards and see how much tripe the boards will allow.

Instead of bitching about other peoples posts why dont y…[Read more]

oh this weebles saying talk to the hand

Sh*t just got real.

cue rose saying – what is this crap? I have fck all to contribute and I am never funny witty or entertaining and I am just going to moan cos its not about me cos I’ve nothing about me other than to make a few digs about people cos i have no sense of humour and im not only boring but im…[Read more]

Oh you mean this and the review I wrote?

A bit about TS Elliot.

Thomas Stearns Eliot, OM, was an essayist, publisher, playwright, literary and social critic, and “one of the twentieth century’s major poets”. Born in St. Louis, Missouri, in the United States, to a prominent Boston Brahmin family, he moved to England in 1914 at the age of 25,…[Read more]

Actually I drink once a week and my livers been tested and I’m absolutely fine.  I do wish people wouldn’t tell such great big porkie pies.

As you were, you lovely wonderful bunch of degenerate fckwits xxx

I’ve nothing further to say.

Keep up the lies.

I am doing very well thank you very much, you all take life far too seriously.

Give your…[Read more]

LOL ROFL PML!!!

Critique and explanation of your crappy attempt at poetry.

1. Stomach reference to me having surgery and it being damaged I imagine.

2. Yeah Nems dun take ma chat mayan, I couldn’t compete with her pics.

3. Pancake reference for my low moods when I cry a lot probably

4. Not so fat – make up your mind

5. I bring you nothing but misery yes I…[Read more]

Dunno about that but

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships.

Whats the best way to catch a fish?

Have some one throw it at you

Boom boom.

Gosh that was rather manly.

Oh crap I’ve wobbled over again.

No its just a very basic poetry forum its not a chatroom.

I only have about 3 jc people and they dont even go on there.  They are the nice people anyway.

I am not sure that it is appropriate to make jokes about this Misterq.

Who knows how many weebles are currently needing our help?

Its really fcking serious.

YOU posted on MY thread – there was no need for it.

So YOU need to leave me alone.

Thank you

Urm you keep commenting on my threads ducky lol

You are the one who keeps making little digs and are you REALLY trying to lie and say he’s not been using your account?

How about this? YOU stay out of my business and I wont have to keep putting you in your place will I sweetie.

Do not respond to this – It is my poem, I don’t know why you…[Read more]