arf arf ooer missus oh youve got a lovely pear havent you mrs greengrocer cor id like to trim your bush luv why dont you get a job writing saucy jokes for seaside postcards.
Oh behave you bliddy misery.
Blimey it was BT cutting you off couple of months ago & now Sky.
Getting back to gardening ….
Ever thought of a job as a muck spreader Mr K they chuck bull shyte around everywhere too.