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Well, hello Everybody, how are we all on this fine Evening? 8) Has Everyone had a good day or is it just me?

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@soulie wrote:

lmao ant… :D

anyway… i best stop now, before the men in white coats take us away… or the old women in white stockings.. one or the other

night buddy… keep the place entertained… and no idea how you got up for 8.30am last time.. more stanima then me….

Ewwwww @ old women in white stockings. :? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was up earlier than 8:30, you just get into a routine, and then catch up on all the sleep on your day(s) off, and even then you don’t get much of a lie – in. I’ll be off in a sec.

You take care Souls, and I’ll speak to you soon.

Cheers for the laughs. :wink:

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@soulie wrote:

it all makes sense now ant… wait till i see him.. hes got a lot to answer for, if it was’nt for you ant… i would give up on men all together, he once told me he loved me, but i don’t beleive him… i did wonder though why he always carried a photo of his grandma.. it was’nt his grandma at all was it? and his brother…. that was you was’nt it? he said it was his brother.. i can’t beleive he would do this to me

(ant do you reliese people are not gonna read through all the thread and just read the last post.. and think soulie has gone and lost the plot all together)

LMFAO Hey Lucky, I’m with you on this one, after reading that I’ve started to worry about Soulie. :lol:

I know Ritzy, he’s terrible, can’t do a thing you see, ever since being bitten by a goldfish when he was ten he’s acted in a very peculiar way. (Pot calling the kettle black) :lol:

Don’t be harsh on him though, he has his good qualities, he always helps old ladies across the street. (After knocking them down) Just last week he prevented an old dear from being mugged. He stayed in. :shock:

If it weren’t for you Ritz, I’d have given up on women too. I’d have flown to ISTANBUL to be a monk.

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

:shock: I worry about you two lol :shock:

You got your £50 so why are you complaining? :P

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@soulie wrote:

soulie did tell me about the time you both pulled those two 50 years olds… he said it was the best sex you ever had, and it only cost you two tubes of blue hair dye and a bottle of deep heat

Oh no, no, no, no, no, I have never had a fifty year old woman, oh god, she weren’t fifty! If she was then OIL OF ULAY works a treat! Think he got it all wrong. IT cost £50!!! She liked me a lot though, I could tell, she let me have an extra ten minutes with her.

It weren’t DEEP HEAT, think he meant to say SHE WAS ON HEAT.

And……..Don’t believe him about the blue hair dye, it was KY JELLY, but he’s too embarrassed to admit it. :lol: He had to go early though, he had to take her home. The graveyard shut at 11. :lol: :shock: :?

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@soulie wrote:

i love you ant.. marry me… soulie was too young for me anyway, he also fancied my daughter, i could tell… the perve… he needs his balls chopping off

:shock: I’m deeply shocked by that Ritzy. I will marry you. Think it’s time i settled down and married someone who can tame me! That Soulie doesn’t know what he’s missing out on, not only that but he kerb crawls too. I know this because I was with him when he did it. :lol: We both arrived at the RED light. We both F U C K E D off when we saw the blue one though. :lol:

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just said the “M” word!

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@soulie wrote:

and the reply

yes sorry I not been about too much.. I been spending a lot of time down at the allotments, digging up the soil, and burying the pet rabbit, soulie has been keeping me company at night too, and I never knew someone so young could be so good in bed, he’s fantastic, its better then roast dinners, i tell ya

And my reply: :lol:

“SORRY YOUR MESSAGE CAN’T BE SENT DUE TO INSUFFICIENT FUNDS”

*Grabs mothers mobile*

B…b…b…but Soulie? B…b…b…but I thought you were single?! Ok, yes I agree, Soulie is GOOD in bed, but you’ve had him, now it’s my turn. I think you’re sooooooo extravagant (I can use big words too), and you make my heart go……….(I’m such a charmer aint I?) BOOM! :lol: Nope, that’s not a plane you just heard Ritzy hun, that’s just my heart taking off. :D

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Not – Guilty!

Did you feel better after you cried?

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@soulie wrote:

yep i am about, just browsing through two messege boards at once and getting confused

hows yourself… and i know what you mean ..ritzy never texts me eiather.. :(

i guess what we could do, is if i change your name in my phone to say ritzy, you could text me and i could pretend

and vice versa

I’m Very Well Thankyou Souls. 8)

Ok, do that, I’ll send you a text, here it comes……….

I’ll just copy what I’m about to send so that people know that there’s no funny business going on.

“Hello Ritzy, I’m worried because I haven’t seen you about lately, are you alright?”

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@kentlass19 wrote:

sounds like a pretty damn reluctant hello there ant :P

oh and hi

Jeez, you women are never satisfied. Fineeeeeeeeeeeee, I’ll take that back. :P (Soz just in a happy and sacarstic mood.) Dangerous mix. :lol:

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