American Woman

Looking Up Zucchini Bread recipes

=P~

Looking at the time and seeing that I should have been working out 3 minutes ago :evil: :roll:

Saturday Night – 4 hours!

When was the last time you had over 8 hours of sleep??

A grandmother-in-law who called here while my husband was at work (duh, it is 10:30 am), explaining a computer problem to me to relay to him. I told her what to do because it’s a simple problem and she said, “Well if HE tells me to do that, than I will”.
WTF!!!??? :evil: :evil:

@chickenman wrote:

American Women :lol: :lol: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :wink:

I just ate a salad and now I’m drinking water. Later I plan on dusting my fireplace. What a life. :lol: :roll:

@chickenman wrote:

Flip Flops.

8) :lol: :wink:

Trying to get a splinter out of my 4 year olds toe :evil: :x

“I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them”

:wink: :lol:

I’m thinking about how good that orange was that I just ate and p:ssed off that it was the last one! :evil:

I just ate the last orange and didn’t realize it :evil:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

Well after reading the first 2 pages of this thread and the last 3 pages, the one thing that JC definitely has an abundance of is Paranoia :shock:

No way. Okay who told you that? I demand to know…. :evil:
I bet it iwas sian. The b i t c h.
Well….was it ???

I…

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Myself of course :twisted:

Would you clone yourself is the opportunity presented itself??

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:D Congratulations Grammie! Boys are awesome – I should know, I had two and I still want more (eventually) :wink: :lol:

Congratulations!!

Congratulations Kenty! Babies are so precious and I can’t wait to have another one. I hate to admit it, but I want a baby girl. Even though, I’d be blessed to have another boy if they’re anything like my two little men. But girls – I want to buy pink dresses!!!!! :evil: :lol: :lol:

Congratulations! :P

For Pete

What made me smile this morning is my sore nose when I woke up. My son and I were wrestling and he gave me a bloody nose :roll:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

Well after reading the first 2 pages of this thread and the last 3 pages, the one thing that JC definitely has an abundance of is Paranoia :shock:

No way. Okay who told you that? I demand to know…. :evil:
I bet it iwas sian. The b i t c h.
Well….was it ???

I don’t reveal my sources :twisted:
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Cotten Cowboy: If you look anything like this

You’ve just found a new Best Friend :twisted:

@rossylass wrote:

Not Guilty……………….Cath my friend hows u ((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))

Have you ever found something that was not yours and kept it ?

Nope

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