American Woman

@toybulldog wrote:

if you were locked in a room with a killer shark and also your big sister who was wearing a shopping trolley and it was slightly overcast with perhaps a cold front approaching who would win ?

Because of the weather conditions I would have to go with my myself. Cold weather really pisses me off. Unless of course the shark had…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

Pair of shoes? My Brown boots

Jacket? Black Seaman’s Coat (Warm as hell)

Scarf? Black & White Extra Long

Way to do your hair? Wavy & Untamed

TV show? Entourage

Actor? Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp

Actor over 50? George Clooney

Actress? Angelina Jolie (For Sharon’s Reasoning) or Julia Roberts

Actress younger than 20? No…

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My husband was too damn lazy to shovel our driveway this morning so he took my SUV to work and told me that I could shovel the driveway. We received 6 frigging inches of snow last night and he didn’t want to deal with it. :x :x :x Sometimes I feel like more of a man than he is :roll:

8:54 am

What are your weekend plans?

I’m thinking that I probably should have gone easy on the sit ups yesterday. Every time I cough or sneeze I yell out “Son of a Bit*h!”, and unfortunately, My son who hears EVERYTHING and turns me into my husband. :roll:

@toybulldog wrote:

if you and your best mate were locked in a room with a starving grizzly bear and all you had was a plastic knife from McDonalds and it was a Tuesday morning who would win ?

Depends on weather or not my “best mate” had the plastic fork from McDonalds hidden somewhere. If he/she did, then I would probably go with the starving…[Read more]

Down In Mexico

The Coasters 8)

@Man in Beds wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

Wow – Way to keep up foreign relations people. :lol:

Now you’ve really hurt my feeling. I’m going to go and find a big pillow to cry my eyes out on. And just so you know, it really hurts when strangers who don’t have anything better to do attack you for no reason to make up for their own pathetic little…

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8-[ 8-[ Alright, Line ’em up – I think we all need a shot of Tequila! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

@Cas wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I rarely go into the “Jokes & humorous Links” thread, so I’m posting this here. It’s just too funny (and true) not to share!

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

The dumbest thing I did was to wear a really short skirt and no knickers when I went out with my husband to a formal dinner party – so all his friends could see what nice legs I’ve got.

:-k I don’t know PB, I think they’d be much more interested in your sweet ass.

=P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =D> :wink:

Wow – Way to keep up foreign relations people. :lol:

Now you’ve really hurt my feeling. I’m going to go and find a big pillow to cry my eyes out on. And just so you know, it really hurts when strangers who don’t have anything better to do attack you for no reason to make up for their own pathetic little lives.

God Bless America :lol:…[Read more]

@prettypink wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

=; I Confess To:

Pinched Rolled Jeans
Aqua Net Hairspray
Huge Hair
The Band Poison
Blue Eye Shadow (And not the cool kind)
Stone Washed Jeans
:-$ :-$

They were only out a few years ago…you must be very young!

I’m 31, so if that’s very young, then yes :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: That was my pre-teen…[Read more]

I went to their concert in July and it was awesome. They play a lot of their older music and the new stuff on their Lost Highway Album. A few of their old hits were Wanted Dead or Alive, It’s My Life, Living on a Prayer, Born to be my Baby, Runaway, etc. It was such a fantastic concert that even my husband had a good time. He’s not a big fan,…[Read more]

:lol: Not the Da Vinci Code
:-k
It’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie so I can’t give you too many hints into the story line. Soooooo, it involves a split personality. Does that help??

Hey There Delilah

Plain White T’s

I just love this song :- 8)

=; I Confess To:

Pinched Rolled Jeans
Aqua Net Hairspray
Huge Hair
The Band Poison
Blue Eye Shadow (And not the cool kind)
Stone Washed Jeans
:-$ :-$

=; I knew my husband didn’t know what he was talking about :wink:
(Does he ever? :-k )

Thanks For the Responses :wink:

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You European’s get your head out of the gutter! :wink:
It creates waves in your hair that look as if you’ve slept with braids in your hair.

Tap into your psychic ability :wink:

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve done this week?