American Woman

I’m proud of myself from pushing through a hangover to workout this afternoon.

I’ve signed my 4 year old up for preschool this Autumn. It’s only 3 times a week for a few hours, but I’ll be a nut case not having him around all the time.
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8-[ Yes, I’m another year older in about 2.5 weeks. :evil: :roll: :lol:

A headache! :x :evil:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I’m sorry, but because of your large ass, I figured that’s all you ate.
:roll:

It’s not my ass that’s large…

Well, it’s definitely not your penis.

I’m sorry, but because of your large ass, I figured that’s all you ate.
:roll:

@*Dawny* wrote:

My big news, lol well it has its own thread but, i’m gonna be a Nanny! :D

That’s great Dawny! You’re such a sweetheart that any child would be lucky to have you!

Only after I work out (Endorphins and all).

Salty or Sweet??

They don’t call you Lucky for nothing! :wink: :twisted:

I’m thinking about getting another cup of coffee

@fastcars wrote:

Why is it always Americans that start the most boring of threads.

Oh Fastcars, I expected nothing less then narrow-minded comment from you. :wink: However, this thread wasn’t just for me to tell my good news, but it’s for everybody to share whatever great news they have. For Instance, on the day that big chunk of ice melts from…[Read more]

@Forget Me Not wrote:

which do you think is better rom-coms or horromedies (horror comedies if ya thick)?

Thanks Rossy

What should you have done today, but didn’t?

=;
Too Cute!
But this one is still my favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5ALIL7T764&feature=related :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

But seriously folks … it’s really nice being given a lecture on the benefits of a mother’s love – especially by an American. Naturally, such mothers can bestow their love on their offspring by planting greasy hamburger stained kisses on their pudgy cheeks.

Oh the joys of being a porker.

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:-k FYI Ugo, you can still get on the internet in L.A. :wink: . It’s amazing how technology spreads through out different countries. :D/

I hope your ass feels better soon Sharon! So until it does, here is a little something to lift your spirits. I find it funny, but my sense of humor is odd sometimes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U02xbYhhjxQ&feature=related :wink: :lol:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

Drinking Coffee and listening to the Winnie the Pooh song :roll: . Does anybody else think that Eyore is a Manic Depressant??

:-k And did Tigger have ADHD?

Holy Crap, you’re right! What the hell is with that cartoon and it’s dysfunctional characters anyway?

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=; , Is the term Rom Com a European thing? I’d answer if I knew what you were asking. 8)

No 8) , but I can pour you some shots to numb the pain :P .

@Sir Actor wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I got stitches on my collar bone yesterday and I have a charity dinner to go to tonight. Do you know how hard it is to find a dress that covers your collar bone in the midst spring time? Grrrrr :evil:
:roll:

If you dance like your avatar nobody’s going to notice ya fookn dress!! :twisted:
What’s the…

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