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@rainbowbrite wrote:
Was this fat cow wearing anything like a sarong…and was it in Burberry :?: I know your women must wear many ornaments such as gold hoop earings and…what about footwear? White per chance…must be the colour of choice as it is so pure. 8)
I am most happy you have obtained a fat cow, it is a great honour innit and i am sure you will have many hours of fun teaching it the lingo. Sorted. 8)
Miss Rainbow I think you are misapprehending the customs of my country. We do not allow our cows to wear clothes here as you do in England. This is not our way but it is yours I think yes?
Our wifes may wear jewels and gold if they go to the market, but not with the other fat cows. they always must have the sandals on for the thorns and scorpions and to protect them from the bad juju which enters them from their bottom soles.
@Mart wrote:
:lol: :lol: You cant be too bad off mate, u own a computer :wink:
Yes I am not a rich man but I have many friends with power. My computer is most modern and has the Windows and many modern things of this. I have it from my good friend in Abuja and he has it from his good friend in Lagos.
He tell me that he got it from an American tourist some time when he visit here but I not think this is true as he is not a bad man but his friend in Lagos can be one.
@temptress wrote:
sign me up
Miss Temptress I will tell Chief Dr Femi Asekun of your interest and he will show pleased for this. It not matter that you are no virginn anytime and he is forgiving of this also.
Please be trustful of our good intentions at all times for you.
@Jooly wrote:
I’m wondering what the men do to please the wives :? So far it’s all cooking by the women and pleasing the men.
We do many of things Miss Jooly and the wifes in the village do many things also. They go to our church and rejoice at the good fortune that God has brought upon us every day. Also they sing and dance but it is true the first duty of a Nigeriann wife is for her husband and she must give him many sons.
A man with fat wife and many sons is to be proud of it and is most important and powerful and is to be praised for his virility.
@Jooly wrote:
Mr Ade has much to learn about English gals
It is true and so it is for my villagers but we are most willing to be learned from you all. We also have much to teach to you. There are many things to know as to how to be with your husband in the Nigerian way.
Miss Jooly the problem of your virginity is not too great for us. My Chief, Dr Femi Askun, he decided to allow English women among us who are not always virgins. He say that they have lain with many men before this but it is in England and so foreign men do not matter to us.
He is a wise man and knows much of the way of foreigners and has big bisiness with them. He say when a foreign woman lie down with Nigerian man one time she not want to lie down with foreign men ever again.
What is this ‘bodingtons im’ please explain to me? We have plenty to eat with goat and chickens for everybody and all Nigerian women are expert in the cooking for their husbands.
Thank you to you very much for your good replies and I have already told Chief Dr Femi of all the great interest that has been given to us in our quest.
He asks that there may be some more English ladies want to savour the hospitality of our wonderful State. He is able to promise a good enjoyment to all women and he will keep the English customs intact.
He has asked his good brother in Abuja to provide the English tea to welcome you to our village.
Mr Soulie you are a young man I think and you will surely learn to rule your house and wives in the traditional way. They will be good women and you will not need to beat them too much as you are a good man and kind to your family.
This woman she make the adultery with a man in her husbands bed. This is not a good thing to do and bring shame on her house. Her husband should beat her to teach her good lesson I think.
Maybe she must be sent to another village to have her sinful ways there and not shame her husband this way.
This is most funny. In my country we have some men who do this thing all the time if they do not have wife.
