Adeboje Mwambi

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Was this fat cow wearing anything like a sarong…and was it in Burberry :?: I know your women must wear many ornaments such as gold hoop earings and…what about footwear? White per chance…must be the colour of choice as it is so pure. 8)

I am most happy you have obtained a fat cow, it is a great honour innit and i am sure…

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@Mart wrote:

:lol: :lol: You cant be too bad off mate, u own a computer :wink:

Yes I am not a rich man but I have many friends with power. My computer is most modern and has the Windows and many modern things of this. I have it from my good friend in Abuja and he has it from his good friend in Lagos.

He tell me that he got it from an American…[Read more]

@Temptress wrote:

sign me up

Miss Temptress I will tell Chief Dr Femi Asekun of your interest and he will show pleased for this. It not matter that you are no virginn anytime and he is forgiving of this also.

Please be trustful of our good intentions at all times for you.

@Jooly wrote:

I’m wondering what the men do to please the wives :? So far it’s all cooking by the women and pleasing the men.

We do many of things Miss Jooly and the wifes in the village do many things also. They go to our church and rejoice at the good fortune that God has brought upon us every day. Also they sing and dance but it is true the…[Read more]

@Jooly wrote:

Mr Ade has much to learn about English gals

It is true and so it is for my villagers but we are most willing to be learned from you all. We also have much to teach to you. There are many things to know as to how to be with your husband in the Nigerian way.

Miss Jooly the problem of your virginity is not too great for us. My…[Read more]

What is this ‘bodingtons im’ please explain to me? We have plenty to eat with goat and chickens for everybody and all Nigerian women are expert in the cooking for their husbands.

Thank you to you very much for your good replies and I have already told Chief Dr Femi of all the great interest that has been given to us in our quest.

He asks that there may be some more English ladies want to savour the hospitality of our wonderful State. He is able to promise a good enjoyment to all women and he will keep the English customs…[Read more]

Mr Soulie you are a young man I think and you will surely learn to rule your house and wives in the traditional way. They will be good women and you will not need to beat them too much as you are a good man and kind to your family.

This woman she make the adultery with a man in her husbands bed. This is not a good thing to do and bring shame on her house. Her husband should beat her to teach her good lesson I think.

Maybe she must be sent to another village to have her sinful ways there and not shame her husband this way.

This is most funny. In my country we have some men who do this thing all the time if they do not have wife.

We have many snakes here too and this is not so unusual a thing to see. Most Chiefs do not open the hood as they do not know how to do this thing.

We have the woman that answer the phone and take message for her boss. She is most good at this and is very able to lie to the customer when he calls us. This is most useful and save us much money as she is not paid too much for lying to people. She do this all the time anyway so it is no different for her to do this for us.

This cannot be so Mr Soulie. A woman must do as her husband tell her to do and must be respectful to him always. If a woman complain all the time or she shames her husband then he have the right to beat her.

This is our custom and the woman they understand this. She must bear her husband many fine sons and keep his house clean for him so he can…[Read more]

My work is good thank you Mr Soulie and I make many contracts with people to import into Nigeria. But this is fun also talking to people from England. Why is it the men who say the clever things and all the women who just complain or are disrespectful to the men?

This is very funny jokes. Some of them are the same in Nigeria if you change New Russian for Government Minister or Chief.

Many cars here have no brakes or windows too.

I think that I may be this genius that you say that you are looking for. I have counted six first time and then counted six second time too.

@lisa_maire wrote:

hi i;m a young mum who lives in the south of of the uk. i’m looking for other mums who live near me, who i can get to know and become friends with.
love u all
lisa and ethan x

Hello to you. I am sorry that your husband is not with you, it must be very lonely to be without a man to provide for you. I live a long way from you but…[Read more]

Hello everybody, I am back among you again to do some more things on this site. Today it is very boring in my office and this is more fun I think.

@Pete wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

Mr Pete why are you shocked by my sayings. Am I not right in this? Surely a woman with childs must have a man beside her or others will think bad things of her.

Thank you Mr Owen. We have speaken on another subject yes? I see you are expert on wrong computers so may I seek your help if it needed by me sometimes?