[AbitofMary_J]

see we all survived the big bang then…. just in time fir sunnys birthday then… lol

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@sharongooner wrote:

here here marydoll, only seems like a couple of years or so doesnt it.

I dont know if it was a factor but there were loads of weddings for me (only one for me personally), but there seemed to be a lot of proposals after 9/11… I wonder if subconscionsly (can never spell that) people felt the need to declare there love?

Most of them are getting divorced now mind you. :wink:

hope your well hun x

it would of been my mam n dads 40th weddin anver the day, means my ole c oount o a bro 40th in jan..!!! my dad was 16 and my mum 20..!!!

[AbitofMary_J]

ojj i did a thread on the serious thread, as sir actor got his knickers in a twist at me posting a effin joke in gossip… so ive put my memories there, and also aboot the doc shaZZa

[AbitofMary_J]

i want 1 but don’t do pm’s lol u not do it on an open thread… i mind yonkie donkies ago we had the JC GUTTERPRESS

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Im looking forward to going to Australia – less than 2 weeks now. :lol: Oh & meeting c*nty, aka Kanga, Marty, Mark, whatever you wanna call him now lol

In the interim, Im looking forward to this hangover ending

ohhh 2 wks to go Lucky, im well Jealous..!! im just hoping we’ll get over this xmas… here u’ll have a fab time, send me hugs to kanga..!!

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@slayer wrote:

@abitofmary_j wrote:

well, went the nite with me lass to c it, fab film, apart fae the noisey f’ers behind us…. then 1 says half way thru the film what happens in the end because its her 3rd time…!!! i just aboot wacked the coo way ma stick, but me lass held me doon…!!! and if I heard ohhh thats me… ohh she’s me…. so my lass up and left i thought she went to the loo, but she went and complained to sum1, whom removed the 8 of them…!!! to a round of cheers…!!! bless her she’s only 10..!!!

then at the end of the film, my lass said, mummy there’s a sing-a-long verison can we go c that, i said NO, can u imagine me id go nuts way folks lol…..

Mary- try it my way

Took the kids to see a film last year (Spiderman or sumthing) and the row behind us was full of noisy teenage brat and bratettes.

Noise during adverts is fine- but they carried on during the first 5 mins of the film- so I stood up, in front of the whole cinema, n bellowed

“if you lot dont shut the fu/ck up I’ll rip your fu/cking heads off n shi/it down your fu/cking necks, is that fu/cking clear”

My kids were mega embarrassed, the little tw/ats behind me shut up n I got to watch the film in peace.

Little scheisers

errrr i don’t swear infront of kids..!!! so i’ll do it my way lol

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@pats wrote:

what a predicement gloria…………i know just how you feel. whilst flying back from my palace in cornwall jeeves my indespensible butler rang to say that the maid had accidently flooded my 4th best budoir.
i have decided to spend the rest of the weekend in my pad in versailles whilst jeeves sorts it.
thank god junior is away with his pals from eton this weekend..god KNOWS what prince henry…or harry as we know him.would have thought.

lmfao…. class PATS oi u wishin a fry ma’lady for breakfast..??

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@gloria wrote:

I’ve been cleaning the London house like a mad person. It is a mental health issue actually: I’m off to Cambridge for the week on Monday to spend a final week with my girl before she goes to Uni. I have such a horror that she’ll die if I’m not around. Tis an issue with me. The cleaning keeps my mind distracted.
Still, the point is, I’ve done my bloody hip in. I am so hoping that it will settle or it’s back to that bloody butcher of a surgeon.
Sh*t!

The London hoose…?? u got afew then..?? lol ur surgeon the same as my ar5ewipe o 1, 2 ops in knee and still canny walk…!! then say cleanin the best form o exercise, ive found a new way to use a walkin stick…. once id washed the floors i put the dryin towel around me stick and wiggly it aboot..!!

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@esmeralda wrote:

Mary..ye’re an awfy wummin…

my daft m8 sendin me them… 101 emails..!!! im just gettin roon to seein them.. didnae ken yir a scot btw..!!

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lmfao wee alfie just feel asleep in his dinner, face 1st rite in the tomata sauce lmfao… me and my mam n lass yakkin, i turned and he’s oot fir the counts lol… he’d sleep anyways.. got a fab pic of him on the stairs sleepin, standin up way his heid on a chair.. but he woke afore i cud take pic lol… he wiZnae happy with us all laffin lol

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