Dear Anc
Thank you for your words x
My, you have a strange mind like mine.But some good points were raised.Maybe jen could supply the joss sticks, i can get the drugs off of corkscrew carter our local dealer.I think it would easier to just put her head in the microwave.Mnid you i say that but theres still no sign of her, where could she be.
Ive even unblocked the shower head with vinegar as my skin was coming off in their this morning it was so hot.I hope she appreciates how we are looking after her.
Luckily we have only had one trick or treater tonight and i hid behind the curtains like christie in rillington place.
I was fearing the embellishments in the last letter, so i await them with trepidation.
I hope your not a world champion speed reader as im a chapter a week man x