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    Animal sex in San Francisco

    San Francisco zoos do sex tours, run by Jane
    Tolllini, the zoo’s former penguin keeper. This
    is what you can learn.

    1. Cobby the chimp likes his keepers’ shoes.
    “He’ll put his finger out and touch the shoe,
    says Tollini, “Then he’ll play with his
    nipples, eat bananas and masturbate.

    2. Tunya the lion can have sex 50 times
    in 24 hours, in 30 second bursts. “That’s
    why he’s called King of the jungle”.

    3. Female opossums have double wombs. They
    can get pregnant when they already pregnant.

    4. Male same-sex penguin couples have begun
    to decorate their burrows with peacock feathers.

    5. Tapirs are very well-endowed. Jack the
    Tapir stepped on his own member. Zoo staff tried
    to treat it with antiseptic but “It turned
    purple, then black, then it atrophied.
    Then it fell off, and he ate it.” :shock: :shock: :shock:

    And why does Tollini run these tours? “I
    like to watch”, she says.

    #201086

    lmfao…. i laff’d must be the J lol

    #201087

    Ermmmm Squeezy :?

    I thought zoophilia was “sex with animals” :shock:

    #201088

    im dislexic wot would i know lol

    #201089

    @catz wrote:

    Ermmmm Squeezy :?

    I thought zoophilia was “sex with animals” :shock:

    Just your dirty mind, Catz….it means more than one thing :wink:

    ZOOPHILIA

    Affection or affinity for animals.
    Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with animals.
    Biology. A tendency to feed or grow on animal tissue.

    Anyway – I just copied and pasted…. :D

    #201090

    @squeezy wrote:

    Anyway – I just copied and pasted…. :D

    I think we don’t want to know anymore about the sites you frequent Squeezy! [-X

    :wink:

    #201091

    my image of Squishy is now shattered lol

    #201092

    Tommy thats noway to talk aboot PB and Scouse now…. lol

    #201093

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    Tommy thats noway to talk aboot PB and Scouse now…. lol

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #201094

    @catz wrote:

    @squeezy wrote:

    Anyway – I just copied and pasted…. :D

    I think we don’t want to know anymore about the sites you frequent Squeezy! [-X

    :wink:

    Cheeky b.ugger!! :P

    I can’t help what weirdos email me!!! :shock: Thankfully there weren’t any pictures.

    Anyway – I’ve seen worse on here :wink:

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