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31 December, 2010 at 8:49 am #457655
@thin ice wrote:
@melody wrote:
@thin ice wrote:
@melody wrote:
It’s ok! I had a lucky escape I think. Happy new year everyone!
have you still got the dress only im available :wink:
Lol, I have the whole lot, dress, decs, venue, cars, disco etc and a honeymoon to Italy! Guess it’s eBay here I come!
Gaz, I’m ever the optimist. When a door is closed a window is opened.ok your getting more tempting by the min
but we all need to know why is it off
cant stand half a story :wink: :P :P :POk I came to my senses and realised a lifetime of emotional abuse is not for me. Short version of the story.
31 December, 2010 at 9:55 am #457656@melody wrote:
@thin ice wrote:
@melody wrote:
@thin ice wrote:
@melody wrote:
It’s ok! I had a lucky escape I think. Happy new year everyone!
have you still got the dress only im available :wink:
Lol, I have the whole lot, dress, decs, venue, cars, disco etc and a honeymoon to Italy! Guess it’s eBay here I come!
Gaz, I’m ever the optimist. When a door is closed a window is opened.ok your getting more tempting by the min
but we all need to know why is it off
cant stand half a story :wink: :P :P :POk I came to my senses and realised a lifetime of emotional abuse is not for me. Short version of the story.
ohhhh now i really want the gossip :lol: :lol:
31 December, 2010 at 12:58 pm #457657@melody wrote:
Ironically I started this thread only for this to turn out to be my worst Christmas. I am now entering 2011 not as a bride to be but as a homeless singleton dossing on my mums floor with my 2 kids! Go me! At least I have my iPhone and a 3G connection to you lot! Small mercies! Lol :(
Hey Melody sorry to hear your change in circumstances…..stay strong and raise a glass to a healthy and happy 2011. xx
31 December, 2010 at 4:36 pm #457658@thin ice wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@thin ice wrote:
mine was in 1985
my father died on boxing day after a long illness
so was all a bit grim
the weather was very cold and at his funeral early in the new year
the car par at the crem was like a sheet of ice
whilst we were in the there we had a sprinkling of snow
i was driving a rear wheel drive escort at the time and i just couldnt get off the car park
so in desparation i used the old mans ashes
i put them under the back wheels to get some grip
and sure enugh got me moving
god rest his soul its the only time in me life the old git done some thing usefull for me :PYes I’m sure we all believe that shyte.
You have to wait at least a week to pick up someone’s ashes from the crem…
it was meant to be humour
he was buried any way
but the frozen car park and ashes dont work after a burial :roll: :roll: :roll:Pretty sick humour. :roll: :roll: :roll:
31 December, 2010 at 4:52 pm #457659@panda12 wrote:
@thin ice wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@thin ice wrote:
mine was in 1985
my father died on boxing day after a long illness
so was all a bit grim
the weather was very cold and at his funeral early in the new year
the car par at the crem was like a sheet of ice
whilst we were in the there we had a sprinkling of snow
i was driving a rear wheel drive escort at the time and i just couldnt get off the car park
so in desparation i used the old mans ashes
i put them under the back wheels to get some grip
and sure enugh got me moving
god rest his soul its the only time in me life the old git done some thing usefull for me :PYes I’m sure we all believe that shyte.
You have to wait at least a week to pick up someone’s ashes from the crem…
it was meant to be humour
he was buried any way
but the frozen car park and ashes dont work after a burial :roll: :roll: :roll:Pretty sick humour. :roll: :roll: :roll:
not every ones cup of tea i accept :oops:
31 December, 2010 at 4:54 pm #457660I must be sick then cos I must confess that I laughed at the last line :oops:
31 December, 2010 at 5:15 pm #457661I was reading it thinking Thin is actually telling us somthing personal, then read the line about the ashes and my jaw dropped then carried on reading it and realised it was a wind up. Plonker :lol:
31 December, 2010 at 6:31 pm #457662@kent f OBE wrote:
I was reading it thinking Thin is actually telling us somthing personal, then read the line about the ashes and my jaw dropped then carried on reading it and realised it was a wind up. Plonker :lol:
i thought id told you me dad ran off with a girl in the circus
she was a snake charmer
one min i was having a candy floss in the big top then he was gone :P2 January, 2011 at 9:36 pm #457663@melody wrote:
@thin ice wrote:
@melody wrote:
@thin ice wrote:
@melody wrote:
It’s ok! I had a lucky escape I think. Happy new year everyone!
have you still got the dress only im available :wink:
Lol, I have the whole lot, dress, decs, venue, cars, disco etc and a honeymoon to Italy! Guess it’s eBay here I come!
Gaz, I’m ever the optimist. When a door is closed a window is opened.ok your getting more tempting by the min
but we all need to know why is it off
cant stand half a story :wink: :P :P :POk I came to my senses and realised a lifetime of emotional abuse is not for me. Short version of the story.
Melody I’m very sorry to hear your news but…………I am glad you saw the light before the wedding day.
Take care
xxx
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