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30 December, 2010 at 9:26 pm #457645
@melody wrote:
Ironically I started this thread only for this to turn out to be my worst Christmas. I am now entering 2011 not as a bride to be but as a homeless singleton dossing on my mums floor with my 2 kids! Go me! At least I have my iPhone and a 3G connection to you lot! Small mercies! Lol :(
:shock: That’s not good to hear Melz, hope all is well for you on the banks of the Tyne. Try and have a Happy New Year. :)
30 December, 2010 at 9:29 pm #457646mine was in 1985
my father died on boxing day after a long illness
so was all a bit grim
the weather was very cold and at his funeral early in the new year
the car par at the crem was like a sheet of ice
whilst we were in the there we had a sprinkling of snow
i was driving a rear wheel drive escort at the time and i just couldnt get off the car park
so in desparation i used the old mans ashes
i put them under the back wheels to get some grip
and sure enugh got me moving
god rest his soul its the only time in me life the old git done some thing usefull for me :P30 December, 2010 at 10:36 pm #457647It’s ok! I had a lucky escape I think. Happy new year everyone!
30 December, 2010 at 11:07 pm #457648@melody wrote:
It’s ok! I had a lucky escape I think. Happy new year everyone!
have you still got the dress only im available :wink:
30 December, 2010 at 11:32 pm #457649@thin ice wrote:
mine was in 1985
my father died on boxing day after a long illness
so was all a bit grim
the weather was very cold and at his funeral early in the new year
the car par at the crem was like a sheet of ice
whilst we were in the there we had a sprinkling of snow
i was driving a rear wheel drive escort at the time and i just couldnt get off the car park
so in desparation i used the old mans ashes
i put them under the back wheels to get some grip
and sure enugh got me moving
god rest his soul its the only time in me life the old git done some thing usefull for me :PYes I’m sure we all believe that shyte.
You have to wait at least a week to pick up someone’s ashes from the crem…
30 December, 2010 at 11:42 pm #457650@melody wrote:
It’s ok! I had a lucky escape I think. Happy new year everyone!
lol . . . Sorry Melz, that made me laugh, leastways you got your family around you. :wink:
31 December, 2010 at 5:32 am #457651Christmas 2000 , never again …..
31 December, 2010 at 8:00 am #457652@thin ice wrote:
@melody wrote:
It’s ok! I had a lucky escape I think. Happy new year everyone!
have you still got the dress only im available :wink:
Lol, I have the whole lot, dress, decs, venue, cars, disco etc and a honeymoon to Italy! Guess it’s eBay here I come!
Gaz, I’m ever the optimist. When a door is closed a window is opened.31 December, 2010 at 8:04 am #457653@panda12 wrote:
@thin ice wrote:
mine was in 1985
my father died on boxing day after a long illness
so was all a bit grim
the weather was very cold and at his funeral early in the new year
the car par at the crem was like a sheet of ice
whilst we were in the there we had a sprinkling of snow
i was driving a rear wheel drive escort at the time and i just couldnt get off the car park
so in desparation i used the old mans ashes
i put them under the back wheels to get some grip
and sure enugh got me moving
god rest his soul its the only time in me life the old git done some thing usefull for me :PYes I’m sure we all believe that shyte.
You have to wait at least a week to pick up someone’s ashes from the crem…
it was meant to be humour
he was buried any way
but the frozen car park and ashes dont work after a burial :roll: :roll: :roll:31 December, 2010 at 8:08 am #457654@melody wrote:
@thin ice wrote:
@melody wrote:
It’s ok! I had a lucky escape I think. Happy new year everyone!
have you still got the dress only im available :wink:
Lol, I have the whole lot, dress, decs, venue, cars, disco etc and a honeymoon to Italy! Guess it’s eBay here I come!
Gaz, I’m ever the optimist. When a door is closed a window is opened.ok your getting more tempting by the min
but we all need to know why is it off
cant stand half a story :wink: :P :P :P -
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