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@esmeralda wrote:
Perfume…ESTEE LAUDER YOUTH DEW
Flower…FOXGLOVE
Item of clothing…ANTIQUE LACE PETTICOAT
Colour…FROM AMETHYST TO DEEP AND DEEPER BLUE
Cheese…CABOC DOUBLE CREAM VEGETARIAN CHEESE
Fruit…ORANGES AND LEMONS
Male singer….RICHARD TAUBER
Female Singer….STEVIE NICKS
Flavour of crisps…TOMATO SAUCE
Sex Position…HMM..IT’S A TOSS UP BETWEEN THE DONKEY PUNCH AND THE ABE LINCOLN :-
Hey, look, i’m all for trying out different things, but involving donkeys.. Well that’s just out of order.. :lol:
Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner :lol:
Ok well its not quite a sex poistion, but its like the Dirty Sanchez, the Hot Lunch, etc. I find this pretty funny. Its called “The Abe Lincoln”.
1. Before the act, shave your pubes into a plastic bag. Keep them close for later use.
2. When you are about to blow the love syrup, turn her around and aim for the face. The jaw area is best.
3. Next, proceed to smear the man chowder around the face in the shape of a beard.
4. Open the pubes and begin throwing them at her now sticky love beard.
5. You have now completed the Abe Lincoln.
:? :lol:*Backs away slowly from the thread and Sian*
@*Sian wrote:
Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner :lol:
Ok well its not quite a sex poistion, but its like the Dirty Sanchez, the Hot Lunch, etc. I find this pretty funny. Its called “The Abe Lincoln”.
1. Before the act, shave your pubes into a plastic bag. Keep them close for later use.
2. When you are about to blow the love syrup, turn her around and aim for the face. The jaw area is best.
3. Next, proceed to smear the man chowder around the face in the shape of a beard.
4. Open the pubes and begin throwing them at her now sticky love beard.
5. You have now completed the Abe Lincoln.
:? :lol:Nah..you forgot the Top Hat for Abe, babe! :o
@*Sian wrote:
Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner :lol:
Well, i’ll slip it into the suggestion box.. :lol:
I am not quite sure what to say :o
@*Sian wrote:
Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner :lol:
Ok well its not quite a sex poistion, but its like the Dirty Sanchez, the Hot Lunch, etc. I find this pretty funny. Its called “The Abe Lincoln”.
1. Before the act, shave your pubes into a plastic bag. Keep them close for later use.
2. When you are about to blow the love syrup, turn her around and aim for the face. The jaw area is best.
3. Next, proceed to smear the man chowder around the face in the shape of a beard.
4. Open the pubes and begin throwing them at her now sticky love beard.
5. You have now completed the Abe Lincoln.
:? :lol::shock:
sian……??
…….ohh never mind!
@*Sian wrote:
I am not quite sure what to say :o
Don’t think the receiving partner would know what to say either.. :lol:
I’m still trying to work out the scissor position :shock:
Perfume…….. Hugo boss deep red
Flower……….. White lillies
Item of clothing………. Football top
Colour…….. Blue
Cheese………. Aprrcot chedder
Fruit………. Water mellon
Male singer………. Robbie williams /Elvis presley
Female Singer……….. Dorris day
Flavour of crisps……. Smokey bacon
Sex Position…….69
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