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Can someone please tell me why some young women insist on wearing hipster jeans that are far too tight and crop tops? I,ve just seen loads of them up at my sons school. They have their saddlebags/love handles spilling out all over the top of them. Spare tyres round their middles and nine times out of ten, a bloody thong sticking out of the waistband of their jeans. They nearly always have their hair tied back in a really severe ponytail as well. Why is that..to made them look “well ard”?. More often than not they are also pushing a pushchair with a youngster who has a dummy hanging out of it,s face, and a bottle of milk with it whinging it,s head off. Mum isn,t paying attention because she has a fag hanging out of her gob and her mobile phone in the other hand, frantically sending bloody texts! ffs. If you have a figure like Kylie, wonderful, wear em, you,ll look stunning. But please, if you havn,t keep your flab under lock and key, because we don,t want to see acres of it in our faces when go in tescos or walk down the street. : :evil: :evil: :evil:
I think the term you are looking for is:
“Muffin top”
MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Carnt beat a bit of muffing when im on top 8)
I couldn’t agree more Bat. Lost count of the amount of overweight women who think they look sexy with their thong half way up their back! :-… Either that or skin tight trousers and crop tops, yuk.
Seen that twice today…..
First time in Next, some slapper short skirted, short topped thought shed attempt to try match up clothes to her tits, she bent over, nearly seen her bits (obviously i was looking lol), but she looked a silly sausage! And she was pretty hot!
Then, in Boots, some fat old slapperage aged approximately 55, with a short top on, tipped over in front of myself and my brother in the baby clothes area and her 25 tonne tits nearly mopped the floor, my bro nearly barfed, i pi/ssed myself laffing at the dignity! :shock:dignity ?? well WHY cant ya like folks for WHAT they are,,goodness SAKE..i GET SOO ANNOYED..
iM not pRETTY FFS SOME DAYS I CANT EVEN WALK !
i HAVE great DIGNITY AS I was an original PUNK..I am an original Person. I can laugh and sing.yeah !
I used to be pretty..my heart IS pretty.
och…………..
@hermangrrrman! wrote:
Seen that twice today…..
First time in Next, some slapper short skirted, short topped thought shed attempt to try match up clothes to her tits, she bent over, nearly seen her bits (obviously i was looking lol), but she looked a silly sausage! And she was pretty hot!
Then, in Boots, some fat old slapperage aged approximately 55, with a short top on, tipped over in front of myself and my brother in the baby clothes area and her 25 tonne tits nearly mopped the floor, my bro nearly barfed, i pi/ssed myself laffing at the dignity! :shock::lol: :lol: :lol:
i was’nt complaining last friday night, ok they may be tarts.. but there are some mighty attractive looking ones
@matty wrote:
i was’nt complaining last friday night, ok they may be tarts.. but there are some mighty attractive looking ones
Sure matty and that was the whole point I was trying to make. If your young and pretty, and are lucky enough to have a figure like Kylie, great, but if you,ve got acres of flab spilling over your jeans, ffs keep it covered up. It looks dreadful squashed into clothes that are far too tight.
I agree Bat. If you’ve got the figure, then by all means flaunt it but a 20 stone woman in cropped top, tight trousers and thong is not something most people want to see!
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