you went where ? with who ?

A chance encounter leads to a whirlwind romance.Swept off her feet and thrust into a lifestyle for which she is ill-prepared, Kenty wakes to find herself taking centre stage under the intense media spotlight of the papparazzi as one half of celebrity powercouple ‘Bruty’.

Following two weeks of intensive training in poutiness(ably instructed by Nurse Ratchet)
and numerous booty calls,the Bridesmaids are parachuted in to save Bruty’s reputation (Bruce ,of course saves,Kenty),after jealousy rears it’s ugly head.(if it’s one of the exes,that could be a long list)

The girls form a band and are an overnight success.Their sell-out tour does so well they are able to repeat the experience with their Come Back tour the following night but exhaustion takes its inevitable toll and after a dazzling week-long career in the music biznez the girls go their separate ways to pursue their own interests.

Deciding to take her career in a new direction,Kenty now ventures into modelling.Her daringly retrospective beachware line for snorkeling in the maldives soon has the fashionistas talking.Encouraged by this success,Kenty throws open her home to Hello,Vogue,etc.and when Bruce spots the stitching error in Kenty’s ensemble,the shot makes the cover of Embroiderer’s Weekly and Kenty’s career moves to a whole other level.Kudos.
Bruce becomes a little irate when in discussions with the couturier but Kenty manages to smooth things over and he ends up ordering an extra two dozen T-shirts.
Meanwhile the band reform for their ‘Bridesmaids Revisited’ re-union gig before her screen debut in ‘My First Premiere’.

The lights dim and …
A star is born.

‘i ‘ad that stephen fry in the back of my cab once.’
Kenty steals scene.Miss Thurman(36) unavailable for comment.

Now read on,and remember,if you read it here first,you read it at JC Confidential.

i love this thread………..from page one right through……..thanks trapper x

Just seen those :lol:

Excellent thread.

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