you know your talking taliban when.

you have more wives than teeth.
no one says “i love what youve done with the cave”
you have a religious aversion to alcohol but you earn your living making heroin.
you wipe your arse with your bare hand, yet you call pork unclean.
you have a sub machine gun worth £3.000 an a rocket launcher worth £5.000 but you cant afford shoes.
you’re suprised to find out that cell phones can do other things apart from setting off roadside bombs.
you are horrified to see a drunk woman, but you happily strap bombs to your grandchildren.
you think vests come in two styles, suicide and bullet proof.
you consider television dangerous yet you carry bombs around in your clothes.
you dont know that backpacks are reuseable.
you’ve no idea where your daughter is in the class photo. [theyre all wearing burkahs]
you consider music the spawn of the devil but follow the teachings of a man who married a 9 year old girl.

welcome to taliban life.. coming to a mosque near you soon..