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get my beard cut and try and look more gay so i can ….
“finally be the king of all pinball-wizards!! (Damn you Elton John) I just hope my arch-nemisis…”
“then I’d never hear the end of it. Honestly, you just try to take over the world just once with an army of mutant sheep and everyone thinks that you’re a weirdo with a gay beard.”
Henchman walks up besides him…“That b4stard never did call me back… hmm I wonder where my ninja-postman minion went, what was his name again? Ah yes it was…”
the next hour, I only sent him to get a packet of crisps and some polo mints from down the road, and to collect my tommy-gun from the dry-cleaners( :-s )…
still handcuffed to the guy from the pub…
wizard: “Yaaaaay… wait a minute…WHERE’S MY TOMMY-GUN (and my mints)?
“weren’t there some zombies?” mentioned the guy from the bar… who I will start calling Steve…
Steve looks into the distance “hey isn’t that a…”
Wizard, whom I will start calling Gaylord (a name & job description all in one), says “Ooh is he single, Henchman find out..”
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