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    It had no teeth! and so Jen was getting sucked…………..

    #374411

    in a way that she’d never been sucked before, but it was wasted as Jen hated having her feet touched so……

    #374412

    pass it to me, jen, then if I can teach it to cook I don’t need……………..

    #374413

    to vacuum or dust ever again…your housework needs will be met. However…

    #374414

    I am a man of simple needs so…………………..

    #374415

    the upkeep of a piranhaeel (now it’s discovered the joy of tarty red lippy) would be too high, best to….

    #374416

    @jen_jen wrote:

    the upkeep of a piranhaeel (now it’s discovered the joy of tarty red lippy) would be too high, best to….

    Why do I feel you girls are setting me up here

    make do with a wife instead? Wearily James remembered his date with the hacksaw and…………..

    #374417

    checked the blade. To his surprise and very mixed feelings he found….

    #374418

    his first wife had had it professionally sharpened and it glinted with a threat of………….

    #374419

    malice, but he’d heard that a sharp blade caused less pain so maybe she’d done him a favour. Just as he raised the hacksaw, ready for that fateful cut, he heard…..

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