Boards Index › Fun and humour › Tests, quizzes and games › Wouldn’t you like to know MkII Viewing 10 posts - 631 through 640 (of 722 total) ← 1 … 63 64 65 … 73 → Author Posts 1 January, 2010 at 10:51 pm #374410 James54 It had no teeth! and so Jen was getting sucked………….. 1 January, 2010 at 10:53 pm #374411 jen_jen in a way that she’d never been sucked before, but it was wasted as Jen hated having her feet touched so…… 2 January, 2010 at 12:18 pm #374412 James54 pass it to me, jen, then if I can teach it to cook I don’t need…………….. 2 January, 2010 at 12:29 pm #374413 jen_jen to vacuum or dust ever again…your housework needs will be met. However… 2 January, 2010 at 12:31 pm #374414 James54 I am a man of simple needs so………………….. 2 January, 2010 at 12:38 pm #374415 jen_jen the upkeep of a piranhaeel (now it’s discovered the joy of tarty red lippy) would be too high, best to…. 4 January, 2010 at 1:25 pm #374416 James54 @jen_jen wrote: the upkeep of a piranhaeel (now it’s discovered the joy of tarty red lippy) would be too high, best to…. Why do I feel you girls are setting me up here make do with a wife instead? Wearily James remembered his date with the hacksaw and………….. 4 January, 2010 at 1:43 pm #374417 jen_jen checked the blade. To his surprise and very mixed feelings he found…. 4 January, 2010 at 1:45 pm #374418 James54 his first wife had had it professionally sharpened and it glinted with a threat of…………. 4 January, 2010 at 1:48 pm #374419 jen_jen malice, but he’d heard that a sharp blade caused less pain so maybe she’d done him a favour. Just as he raised the hacksaw, ready for that fateful cut, he heard….. Author Posts Viewing 10 posts - 631 through 640 (of 722 total) ← 1 … 63 64 65 … 73 → Get involved in this discussion! Log in or register now to have your say!