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a New Year’s Eve party and he really wanted to impress….
Pete……..because deep down James had feelings for him and decided 2010 was a good year to come out of the closet so he decided to wear …..
the mini skirt he’d borrowed from Kenty (although his legs were nowhere near as shapely as Kenty’s), the basque he’d borrowed from Jen (although he didn’t stand a cats chance in hell of filling it in the same way Jen did) and Susie’s killer high heels (all he had to do now was practice walking in them without falling over). There was just one thing missing….
Or rather not missing; but having seen david attenboroughs guide to self immolation James quickly sterilised his junior hacksaw ( so modest kenty) and ……
braced himself. In the nick of time a thought popped into his head (so who said this story couldn’t get any more far-fetched?) and he realised…
That he still had unfinished business with jen so he put down the hacksaw and….
hid the clothes in case he needed them for another time (hey, a man never knows what’s just around the corner and James was once a Boy Scout), wiped the lippy off and…
picked up his phone to make one of those suprise texts that Jen taunts everyone with . . .
but then realised that he didn’t have her number, so in a flash of ingenuity he….
sent a pm instead . . however, in his haste he sent it to Kent who immediately . .
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