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Wicked Witch Esmeralda’s debauched lair, where she tested out Pete’s Gorilla penis theory to the max before telephoning the News of The World sensational info desk to inform them of her discovery that..
Pete has a huge penis and knows how to use it, regardless of his PMs being quite lame in the pervy status! Pete tried to escape the lights of the camera’s but…
Was impeded by his enormous preceding and protruding phallus as it swathed its wathe through the phallanx of photographers and por/nographic film agents anxious to sign Pete’s pronounced protruberance for substantial sums of..
points, which like some weird giant hamster he stored in his cheeks. At a later date he would then use these points to…
celebrate Pick on Pete Thursday 8-[
by trading them in for as much viagra as he could lay his hands on so that he would end up with an erection so freakishly large that it would be able to…
Be used as a caber..at the annual tossing event in the Inverwinkie Highland Games..where Esme and Forget Me Not were discovered taking a..
well hung donkey for a walk down a dark secluded path before they had their wicked ……
way with the poor thing, by turning it into another donkey assassin for the Lobster King as part of his diabolical scheme to…
..assasinate the American presidential candidates as part of his plan for world domination by crustacean power..but not before settling down for a pot of sea anemone tea and a plate of..
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