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    his stalker called Sarah….Sarah was the first person in the country to be convicted of stalking a hedghog……

    #374311

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    it caused quite an uproar in the quiet village she lived in . .

    #374312

    they just didn’t understand….why a hedgehog? why couldn’t she be like them, be part of the community and share their passion for…

    #374313

    …passion for …living on the edge….Sarah wanted to make a tv program for hedghogs called Extreme sports for Prickly ones….she went to the highways agency for funding for the project but…..

    #374314

    the canteen was subsidised with roadkill and no way could they remove hedgehog stew from the menu so they………………..

    #374315

    offered her a deal, they couldn’t directly fund the project but if she made sure they had first call on any hedgehogs who fell victim to their extreme sport, especially if fire was involved (it would keep cooking costs down and help save the environment) then they’d make sure she was suitable rewarded.

    Sarah grappled with her conscience, her love for the prickly critters versus the riches on offer, and she came to the conclusion that….

    #374316

    a hedgehog is only for Christmas and not for life :lol: . . .

    #374317

    which had been her attitude, I now recall, to many of God’s creatures, including…………..

    #374318

    piraneels . . . and MEN . . .

    #374319

    presumably piranhaeels suffer from ferrykill? The Dover Calais route must be a graveyard. Hohum.

    ah, yes, MEN, those terrible, unreliable, untrustworthy creatures; or so she thought, until she met……………….

    (£10 for the right answer)

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