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any shred of evidence to incriminate them, which was a shame because James was such a nice chap before his thoughts turned to…
the harry houdini style chest expansion he did before being bound in liqourice by his beautiful assistant jenny mcghee; and what move he was supposed to do to release himself before he ran out of time and…………………………
discovered whether the piranhaeel’s bite was worse that it’s shock. Luckily for James Jen was a bit of a softie, her heart softened and she distracted Kenty by showing her a secret stash of dibdabs and creme eggs. Whilst Kenty was in seventh heaven, Jen, James and the piranhaeels took the opportunity to….
leave the room but when they openedthe door there was Susie . . there was no way out . .
Susie looked at them over the top of her designer specs & said “A just where do you think you are going”. Nervously they piranheels looked at each other trying to think up something to say but Susie ………………..
turned on her 4 inch stillettoes and shouted ……………………….
‘get back in here this instant . . . how very dare you’ . . .
Scared out of their wits they clung to each other, shaking, wide-eyed…they’d heard the stories about Susie and her terrifying…
pet hedgehog called Bert …..
who was a prickly chap but little did they realise it wasn’t his prickles they needed to worry about, it was his……
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