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and custard, he loved playing tinker tailor soldier sailor with the stones, and always longed for…..
a playmate with more than his solitary stone, since as a poor, deprived and undernourished child he had only ever had one prune until…………………
he spotted Jen’s secret stash when he was in the cupboard with her and the piranhaeels and his mind began to wander…..
towards criminality; how could he tie jen up and steal her stones?…………….
the whirring of the cogs was deafening as he wracked his brains, then in a lightbulb moment he had it…
…get Kenty to steal them! No one would suspect that angel of virtue to be a die hardened mafioso style machine gun toting prune stone stealer, or so he thought until he realised……….
that while his cogs were whirring, Jen had tied him up with the surplus liquorice laces from kenty’s shop (she nicked them when she was last in and Kenty thought she was ogling the luscious Mr Kenty) and Jen and Kenty were sitting there….
training the piranhaeel to eat liquorice as an appetiser to……………
the main course…once they’d completed training the piranhaeel on James, they’d make their fortune hiring it out, but first….
they had a man to eat between the piranheel and themselves, after all they did not want to leave…………….
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