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    (Look, I write plots for Eastenders and I can tell you this can get a lot more complicated yet; Kenty has this thing for partially revived doctors, jen won’t touch anything without a fishtail, and susie, well, susie is susie and will keep coming back more times than bad boy cotton. Now KEEP UP, girls, its unusual for a man to tell girls to keep up but there is a first time for everything).

    Cut to Kenty and the doctor in the shower, both saying it was a dream………and no more fish, jen, unless its oily and full of vitamin b…….

    #374241

    @james54 wrote:

    and susie, well, susie is susie and will keep coming back more times than bad boy cotton.

    :shock: what are you implying there !!!

    @james54 wrote:

    Cut to Kenty and the doctor in the shower, both saying it was a dream………and no more fish, jen, unless its oily and full of vitamin b…….

    oh but what a dream it was . . . and where did that fish come from :lol:

    #374242

    the whelks and jellied low voltage electric ell stall without which no self respecting east end market would be complete.

    Now the paparazzi are outside waiting to capture pictures of the nubile Kenty and her rather tired looking medical man when………………….

    #374243

    (ell, eel, I clearly cannot take the pressure of tying all your strands together. At least it didn’t end up with an elk.)

    #374244

    @james54 wrote:

    Now the paparazzi are outside waiting to capture pictures of the nubile Kenty and her rather tired looking medical man when………………….

    Mr Kenty pulled up in a limo and dashed up to Kenty, thrusting roses and sherbet dibdabs at her, saying “darling he can never give you what I can give you, I can keep you in dibdabs and creme eggs for the rest of your life and I promise not to deduct it from your wages again”…meanwhile Jen and Susie appeared, looking ever so sexy, the doc took one look at them and….

    wanders off muttering “it won’t be the same without the piranhaeel pffffft”

    #374245

    had a recurrence of that heart attack and collapsed, 33 miles from any paramedical support so he is gone girls, forget him, and make do with a simple, relatively modest older guy called James who happens to walk past carrying a ………………………………

    #374246

    Piranhaeel! :lol:

    #374247

    (wonders how the doc can be 33 miles from medical assistance when him and Kenty are just leaving the hospital :? )

    #374248

    (I blame continuity: Kenty went in in a black basque and came out in a red one, did you pick THAT up; and didn’t I say no more fish, jen?)

    no, it was a packet of chocolate fingers……………………

    #374249

    (I always was a bit of a rule-breaker :wink: )

    and jen’s passion for chocolate fingers took over. In a moment of weakness she pounced on James….

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