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cold, almost clammy, feeling; and then when I checked the fridge I noticed……………
@jen_jen wrote:
odour, and everywhere he’s touched there was a…..
hey, Susie, Sarah, have you two been passing youselves off as ladies again?
a cry of pain . . .
oh but we are aren’t we Sarah :wink:
(what cries in the fridge painfully?..sheesh you girls make it hard)
from the spilt milk that I found there, obviously deeply upset because…..
(and of course, you are all ladies, just with qualifications)
@james54 wrote:
(what cries in the fridge painfully?..sheesh you girls make it hard)
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@james54 wrote:
from the spilt milk that I found there, obviously deeply upset because…..
it was the last of the milk and the shops were now closed . . .
@james54 wrote:
(and of course, you are all ladies, just with qualifications)
:lol: I like that ! :lol:
(suddenly realising the piranhas are circling, gulping in abject fear)
and here was I in desparate need of ……………………
a cup of warm milk . . . :lol:
;fortunately, I have a milking stool, and am not too far from……………..
a dairy farm, but they won’t let me near the cows since the last time when I…..
(avoids mad cow joke)
was on the way home from that fancy dress party I went to as a JCB excavator and…..
Paddy was there, he was confused because when he asked who he’d take as a date someone said “take your pick Paddy” Hence why he was resting on a pick axe handle.
Somewhat spoiled the party …………
(and yes we are Sus) :lol:
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