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He just didn’t know whether he could face pumping a muff shaped like a Badger, so he rung his mate..
…a three legged donkey called Captain Watermelon and said…
“Hi Wonkey, long time no see, how’s the wife?”…
‘I’m gay you friggen idiot’ replied the irate donkey ‘and I’m busy doing something for the Lobster King, so get to the point’
“You’re gay?” He said.. “I’ve been mates with a Gay a.ss?” So he put down the phone, and decided to commit suicide..
but then he remembered the badger, with its soft fur and sexy mask
He didn’t want to, really he didn’t, but he b uggered it anyway..
of course while all this was going on I had single handedly beaten back a clan of ninja pandas, solved world hunger and wandered off to continue my search for the Lobster King. So…
Wonkey the donkey had been given special powers by the almighty Lobster King so he quickly cast a spell on the badger turning him into…………
The thing he wanted most in life,the biggest …..
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