he had briefly been mistaken for a bagel by something that vaguely looked like a colission between a taxidermist’s store, a type writer and an aggressive rhubarb crumble. Throughout the entire irratibly incongruous incident the abominable amalgam adamantly insisted on referring to itself as ‘The Tantric Tartan Terror of Timbuktu’ and…
Sven the warrior kitten’s Mortal Enemy, the monsterously malignant, malicious and malcontent malefactor (who occaisionally meddled in the matters of middling mannered moose), the dreaded…