By: Ron Ritzman
Original: “Spiderman Theme”
Spammerman, Spammerman
Does whatever a spammer can.
Sends a spew, any size
Catches addys, just like flies
Look out, here comes the Spammerman.
Is he strong, listen bud
He can send you an email flood
Can abuse, lock him out
No they don’t have the clout
Look out, here comes the Spammerman
In the chill of night
In and old, double-wide
He spams out of site
Using Stealth, he does hide
Spammerman, Spammerman
Friendly neighborhood Spammerman
Wealth and fame, he’s ignored
Getting nuked is his reward
To him, life if a great big hang up
Where-ever a server hangs up
You’ll find the Spammerman.
Spammerman thought he was a super hero but he wasn’t because…..