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    By: Ron Ritzman
    Original: “Spiderman Theme”

    Spammerman, Spammerman
    Does whatever a spammer can.
    Sends a spew, any size
    Catches addys, just like flies
    Look out, here comes the Spammerman.

    Is he strong, listen bud
    He can send you an email flood
    Can abuse, lock him out
    No they don’t have the clout
    Look out, here comes the Spammerman

    In the chill of night
    In and old, double-wide
    He spams out of site
    Using Stealth, he does hide

    Spammerman, Spammerman
    Friendly neighborhood Spammerman
    Wealth and fame, he’s ignored
    Getting nuked is his reward
    To him, life if a great big hang up
    Where-ever a server hangs up
    You’ll find the Spammerman.

    Spammerman thought he was a super hero but he wasn’t because…..

    #373881

    his only superhuman ability was the power to be really annoying. So when he came to the scene of Pete entering a viagra induced rage all he did was…

    #373882

    Take some photos…

    #373883

    of Pete’s enraged genitalia and then spammed them all over an internet message board whilst manically cackling…

    #373884

    And recording it all, to put on Youtube..

    #373885

    where :shock:

    #373886

    @pete wrote:

    where :shock:

    *Turns and shouts* “Hey.. What was the name of that site again?”

    *Shouts Back* It’s YouTube Ant…

    *Turns to Pete*.. IT’S CALLED YOUTUBE PETE.. :lol:

    #373887

    … shouted Spammerman as, like some wild and horny moose, Pete bellowed and leapt on top of the counter, swinging his prodigous manhood in the girl’s direction. Suddenly…

    #373888

    The Lobster King enters and says ……

    #373889

    “Feel the wrath of my cyborg penguins”

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