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  • 10 February, 2007 at 7:29 am #259293

    alan snowman

    can my goat have 1 of those beards please

    10 February, 2007 at 12:10 pm #259294

    ForumHostPB

    @smiley the Goat wrote:

    Ah, you didn’t read the small print, did you? You get paid £2000 to have sex with the goat. But in return, you must pay £4000 compensation for mental trauma caused to the goat.

    Thus, you’re paying £2000.

    And no, you’re not getting a refund.

    Hmmmm well I hope that the Goat knows a good lawyer ‘cos she’ll have to sue for damages.

    10 February, 2007 at 8:27 pm #259295

    Smiley

    Of course. I’m the lawyer. I’ll simply threaten to hang any jury that doesn’t side with us.

    I thought it through, see?

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