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@forumhostpb wrote:
@alan snowman wrote:
sure why not after all i could eat the goat afterwards
That’s a fantastic idea – especially if you curried the Goat.
So you could go out for a really nice evening, and after several bums you could have a beer AND a curry AND get paid £2,00 into the bargain.
Why hasn’t anybody thought of this before???
lovely :lol:
its a deal, students need the money see.
I’d pay £2,000 for the chance to have sex with a goat.
Never slept with a goat :shock:
But does it count i sleep with a big fat pig every night
And i dont mean meself lol :twisted:
@smiley wrote:
I’d pay £2,000 for the chance to have sex with a goat.
Hang on … hang on…. whoa there. I thought that WE were getting the £2,000 for doing the goat – not paying the goat £2,000.
Crikey you can buy a shag from a (human) female for a fiver in Blackburn, why pay £2,000 to a bloody goat ffs??? They not THAT much better !!!
@forumhostpb wrote:
@smiley wrote:
I’d pay £2,000 for the chance to have sex with a goat.
Hang on … hang on…. whoa there. I thought that WE were getting the £2,000 for doing the goat – not paying the goat £2,000.
Crikey you can buy a shag from a (human) female for a fiver in Blackburn, why pay £2,000 to a bloody goat ffs??? They not THAT much better !!!
Ill pay you that to turn away from the goat and go home quietly, nobody will say anything about these lurid thoughts you have been having, afterall you are being led astray by the JC hooligans yet again 8)
You must not lower yourself to this level! Goat wouldnt go down well in your now rather infamous casseroles, would it!! :wink:
@sharongooner wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
@smiley wrote:
I’d pay £2,000 for the chance to have sex with a goat.
Hang on … hang on…. whoa there. I thought that WE were getting the £2,000 for doing the goat – not paying the goat £2,000.
Crikey you can buy a shag from a (human) female for a fiver in Blackburn, why pay £2,000 to a bloody goat ffs??? They not THAT much better !!!
Ill pay you that to turn away from the goat and go home quietly, nobody will say anything about these lurid thoughts you have been having, afterall you are being led astray by the JC hooligans yet again 8)
You must not lower yourself to this level! Goat wouldnt go down well in your now rather infamous casseroles, would it!! :wink:
I assume that you mean casseroled dog when you refer to my infamous casseroles??? The fact is that goat in a casserole would be a waste of a ”good time”.
You can shag a goat ….Who ever heard of somebody shagging a dog????
er …… on second thoughts …..? :oops:
@forumhostpb wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
@smiley wrote:
I’d pay £2,000 for the chance to have sex with a goat.
Hang on … hang on…. whoa there. I thought that WE were getting the £2,000 for doing the goat – not paying the goat £2,000.
Crikey you can buy a shag from a (human) female for a fiver in Blackburn, why pay £2,000 to a bloody goat ffs??? They not THAT much better !!!
Ill pay you that to turn away from the goat and go home quietly, nobody will say anything about these lurid thoughts you have been having, afterall you are being led astray by the JC hooligans yet again 8)
You must not lower yourself to this level! Goat wouldnt go down well in your now rather infamous casseroles, would it!! :wink:
I assume that you mean casseroled dog when you refer to my infamous casseroles??? The fact is that goat in a casserole would be a waste of a ”good time”.
You can shag a goat ….Who ever heard of somebody shagging a dog????
er …… on second thoughts …..? :oops:
Thats it, Ive had enough, Im telling Mrs PB now. :P
@forumhostpb wrote:
@smiley wrote:
I’d pay £2,000 for the chance to have sex with a goat.
Hang on … hang on…. whoa there. I thought that WE were getting the £2,000 for doing the goat – not paying the goat £2,000.
Crikey you can buy a shag from a (human) female for a fiver in Blackburn, why pay £2,000 to a bloody goat ffs??? They not THAT much better !!!
Ah, you didn’t read the small print, did you? You get paid £2000 to have sex with the goat. But in return, you must pay £4000 compensation for mental trauma caused to the goat.
Thus, you’re paying £2000.
And no, you’re not getting a refund.
:shock: steps slowly out of the forum… maybe no 1 has spo :shock: tted me yet i aint doing no goat nope not me not ever
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