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@kent f OBE wrote:
god can u imagine someone dying on you! how inconfukkingsiderate I would say! :lol:
pmsl at least the curtains won’t need cleaning :wink:
maybe not but you got an awful lot of moping up to do…specially if rigomortis sets in! :lol:
I’m laughing so much here I can’t see through the tears . . :lol: :lol:
I followed your thread there velvet :wink:
now what word is it ? defribulate ?
shock :shock:
@kent f OBE wrote:
maybe not but you got an awful lot of moping up to do…specially if rigomortis sets in! :lol:
Note to self…. Keep bin liners under bed with s e x toys incase Mr Velvet checks out during wild session
u hide your sex toys under the bed? doesnt mr velvet mind another bloke hiding under there :lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
u hide your sex toys under the bed? doesnt mr velvet mind another bloke hiding under there :lol:
Like i care whether he minds :- he does complain when he trips over the batteries though, or stubs his toe if one sticks out from under his sock drawer
really? bludy men complain at the slightest dont they :lol:
as romantic as it sounds :wink: , if I was going to snuff it- I’d love for it to be during a wild, energetic, passionate session.
and don’t worry about Rigormortice, make the most of it, it’d the hardest I’ll be for a long time :lol:
now.. Shock……
surprise (i’ve just croaked it)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (changes knickers coz i just wet myself!)
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
maybe not but you got an awful lot of moping up to do…specially if rigomortis sets in! :lol:
Note to self…. Keep bin liners under bed with s e x toys incase Mr Velvet checks out during wild session
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
too funny
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