Woooooooooo Hoooooooo

@rubyred wrote:

I thought the heat would have helped the knee tae ! can ya not claim it off yer insurance and get treated over there,,who knows it might even be better.I once got pills from the doctor for a similar fluid retention thing i have,and i wouldnt have known aboot them but i googled and they were australian ! helped me loads then they were taken aff market here grrrrrr. i should have given ye a list LOL..
aye were all set for the big day here,,a pal announced last night she had me a pressie,and now im panicking and needing to run away into the toon today ! no exactlu wanting to get her something fae the local co-op,as she lives in same area as me and will spot my slothness!
by time you get back,there will be nae mair bridge tolls,as the S.n.p have abolished them,plus all the cooncil tax arrears that we never paid anyway :)

glad to hear the wee man is living the high life,,yer missing some right braw freezing fog here ! lovely !!

oor toll over erskine bridge was stopped a fair while back… council tax arrears..?? they still aint had the efin poll tax fae me… plus ive told my mam to stop payin the council tax.. as because im stayin with her thru medical reasons she can’t get any sort of rebate and has to pay full council tax and only gets a state penison… because im the 3rd adult..!!! now i could be a scrounger claimin housin beneifit etc if i stayed in my own house as not workin… so im actually savin the effin goverment a fair fortune whilist at my mam’s and not workin…!!! anyways rant over… lol i heard it twas -11 the other nite lol we have the air-con and fans on at nite fir the heat lol…

here with the gift thingy… u don’t give to recieve i say… we said when we got here that we weren’t doin xmas pressies only for the kids… plus if ur over 18 nae xmas pressies..!! mind u i did treat myself to clinnex make-up… that spelt rite..?? that effin dear stuff got a lippy, mascara and tinted foundation for a snip o $70 aboot 30 quid last time i bought it back hame cost me effin 22 quid fir a lippy… lol

@sharongooner wrote:

Is it Clinique Mary? Nice stuff, very very expensive over here!

lol i had typed clinic at first lol yeah i thought i did ok plus i got a free eyeshadow nice gold colour… so it was a guid deal then mite go treat myself sum more… here they got these nail parlours here but these foot spas also u get ur nails n feet done at the same time for $70 that guid…?? had to laff we went in me and my m8 i had to stop them doin ma feet as i was howlin with laffter everytime they went to touch ma feet lol

@rubyred wrote:

i mean poll tax ! and yeah i agree on the giving to receive malarky,,me and pals my age all stopped it years ago,when we started having bairns.Sarah is only 25 and doesnt realise i have been through all this before,so this year i will exchange gifts and then let her in on the fact i dont do it.just dinna want to be seen as a tight erse when she hands me mine ! will get her something fae markies,ye canny go wrang wi them.
and cheapo clinique eh,,thats braw ! ya could mak a fortune shipping it to me and us starting our own ebay business LOL..i started shopping on ebay in september and saved a fortune !
speak to me when ye get back as thats shocking about the council tax with your mum,,theres a way round this.;)

bet ye think yer erchie oot there while my nips are standing oot like chapel pegs ! im no so much as a beach bum,i see myself mair as a balcony diva,fag in one hand,pina colada in other, ogling passing senors ! My birthday in jan,so were heading to glasgow for the weekend,,so IF ye come back put it in yer social diary!

you HAVE been warned !

im back 22nd or 23rd if im no jetlag’d and ma knee ok ill be there… knee playin up because im drivin a manual car… goin to hire a auto hopefully that will ease it…. ere my new tipple after my nite o downin the ole Bundy n coke and died fir 3days is not wild turkey and coke… mind ya 3 and im p’ss’d as lol