I live in the country & im sick to death of these noisey little f00kers ,
They sit on your chimney pot everyday of the week making there
silly noise , Id had enough i tell you I`d had enuff this morning …..
Had a early night last night & was looking forward to a carboot this morning
only to find that some c00nts blocked my van in :x so im up the crack of dawn :lol: anyways all i could hear was bloody wood pidgeons all morning by ten oclock id had enough & ventured in to my garden with my trusty 2.2 air riffle & shot the son of a biatch right of the roof ……. :D happy days or so i thought …….
How the hell was i to know that my snooty nextdoor neighbour was out washing her convertable when a dead pidgeon lands on her lovely white leather back seat of her car
Now shes on about reporting me to the authorities ffs with my record it could be a bad outcome that …….
any suggestions would be most appreciated :roll: :roll: :roll: