Wonders………..

Determined to clear my overdraft I vowed a few weeks ago not to spend any money I didn’t have to, but I think the evil spirit of vows must have been listening and decided to punish me beacuse………

1. My ariel fell off the chimney.

2. I had to dismantle 4 smoke alarms to find out which one was continually beeping.

3. I wanted to mend a hole in my favourite slippers with glue, rushed off to work and came home to find one was araldited to the draining board.

4. I knocked a cup of coffee all over a cream carpet in the bathroom.

5. My exhaust blew.

6. I squirted makeup on my best pyjamas, the stain wont come out and it looks like ive pooed myself.

7. I had a flat tyre the day I was off to a party ( least I got a lift and could drink)

8. As an owner of two dogs I was to look after left, she broke the gate catch.

9. I had to visit Tesco’s 3 times before I got the right information on how to hire a Rug Doctor.

10. My washing machine had broken and as luck would have it my neighbour was moving today and said I could buy hers. As her partner was moving it to my house this morning he dropped it off the sack barrow, it broke and now it wont work.

11. Another dog I was looking after threw up right beside my feet 2 minutes after I’d let him in from the garden.

12. Proudly trimming my bushes into a neat style I cut straight through the cable of the hedge trimmer.

13. After 23 years my back door has suddendly decided to warp, so now takes me a lot of jiggling, pushing and pulling to make it lock.

14. While making bread my food processor puffed out black smoke and had to be binned.

15. While making cup cakes for the kids at school my trusty very old hand mixer went clunk clunk crunch so that was out too.

If anything else breaks this week Im going to bed and staying there!!!! :lol: