Women’s Nine Favorite Men

Women’s Nine Favorite Men

The Nine Important Men in the Life of a Woman

1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, “Take off your clothes”

2. THE DENTIST: because he says, “Open wide”

3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, “Do you want it teased
or blown”

4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, “Do you want it in the front
or the back”

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, “Once it’s in,
you’ll love it.”

6. THE SHARE BROKER: because he says, “It will rise right up,
fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again”

7. THE BANKER: because he says, “If you take it out too soon,
you’ll lose interest”

8. THE HUNTER: because he “Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice
and always eats what he shoots”

9. THE PHONE COMPANY GUY : because he says : “Would you
like it on the table or against the wall?”